SAME! *insert twins emoji*

I try to just keep in mind the materials that have lasted vs ones that haven’t. I got an ADORBS sweater with a faux-layered shirt tail thing that fit like a dream and looked awesome on me. Fell apart in one wash. I have two scuba dresses that have held up perfectly and still fit/look incredible. So I won’t buy another…

I’m 36 and I like a lot of Torrid stuff, but I have also had a few pieces from there fall the fuck apart after a scant few washings. Other stuff has held up better, I have a couple shirt dresses from them that are constantly in my work rotation.

That goddamn Billy Joel song just reminds me of that episode of HIMYM (“The Time Travelers,” for fellow tv nerds) where I realized once and for all what the Mother’s fate would be and got SO UPSET. It stuck in my head for about 10,000 hours after that too. Sigh.

She finally nailed it! I love her, I have hated her fashion choices. This dress is PERFECT!

Christian Siriano has been an inspiration in recent years. He’s done plus size stuff too (a line at Lane Bryant for goodness sake) and his Instagram is to die for. Best thing to ever come out of Project Runway. And I hated him during that season!

It is GREAT revenge. Love that episode! The only thing about it that I don’t buy is that Don didn’t get more fucked up by stair climb too. He is a chain-smoking binge-drinker in his 30's. Sure he’s still in decent shape....but enough to be unfazed climbing 30 flights of stairs after guzzling martinis and oysters all…

I know this feel! My boss is 32 and I'm 37, so not quite as rough but our newest hire was born in 1995. She just graduated college and thinks she knows it ALL and I'm just like o_O

I feel completely sick about the shooting of all those cops in Dallas tonight. And not only for the horrible loss of life but for how the President, trying to do what's right, will be fucking CRUCIFIED and blamed by idiots everywhere. Think I'll stay off social for a while, ugh.

The Samantha Bee episode about TRAP laws was everything. When she asks them why they don’t want these same sorts of regulations for “birthing centers” and the idiots have no response, I practically come.

Seriously. The only reason the media, including Gawker, is going to beat the drum of any poll that shows Trump doing well is because they need to maintain the image of a horse race, just as they did in 2012 where it was obvious Romney wasn’t winning. BUT, I am still afraid of a Trump win.

Cheat meals are EVERYTHING. I take an entire day of cheating once a week and have still dropped 60 pounds in 6 months this year. I don’t pig out on those days, and I still track the things I eat in my Fitness Pal app, but I don’t force myself to not eat something I try to avoid on the other 6 days of the week (a…

My trainer gave me the best advice I’ve heard on this front. Never say “I can’t eat” because it inspires people to be assholes. Say “I don’t eat” instead. Saying “I don’t eat sweets” leads people to wonder if maybe you have a health issue (which as a sugar junkie who literally can’t stop once I shove a fistful of M&Ms…

I think this is absolutely the case. I get it...but it also gets confusing. Especially since the storylines didn’t progress like that so much in earlier seasons, things seemed more linear. And frankly more realistic, like with the multi-week trek to King’s Landing from Winterfell. Now everyone seems to be like “Bai,…

It bothers me the most because of ALL. THE. STUFF. that has gone down between her walk of shame and now, references to the passing of time, all the traveling the globe so many main characters did this season....it seems to me it should have grown back a lot more by now. Hopefully next season she’s got a full mane…

I haven’t enjoyed this season of her show at all, and I’m a fan. It’s not been funny. Like, we get it, you say “pussy” a lot.

I feel like from an emotional standpoint, it may be less traumatizing

I don’t even buy the “he pushed her left!” caterwauling because it follows the myth that Hillary was some moderate Republican before March 2016. Give me a fucking break on that. Has she grown more progressive in the past decade? Yes, along with most other Democrats in response to both the radicalization of the far…

Oh thank god.

This is beyond horrible, and also reminds me why I sometimes feel queasy about my love for How I Met Your Mother considering the Barney character was a sexual predator who used “plays” like this to rape dozens of women. That show is some dark shit when you think about it.