Thank you so much, this is really helpful! I’ll tell him to at least get a consultation, can’t hurt!

First, GAH. Second, I now feel like that asshole who annoys doctors with “can you look at my rash” questions, but I literally just this morning was researching personal injury law, and have a question. Please feel free to ignore me if you get this sort of thing all the time and it is annoying. If an establishment…

Indeed. I will never, ever get over Emilio Estevez’s gymnastics and primal scream that literally breaks the glass in that door. What was that!??

I have never understood why the rich and popular princess of that high school would put on such an outfit. Skirt and boots are pretty good as far as 80's looks go, but why is she wearing scrubs for a shirt? It’s so baffling.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

Honestly, I really disagree that Jezebel is pro-Hillary. Were they a year ago? Maybe. Definitely in the 2012-2014 era before she started running. But I don’t see a lot of pro-Hillary posts these days, and I absolutely read this post as pro-Bernie. It seems to be blaming this gaffe on the “vulture media” and meanwhile,…

Fuck and YES to this entire post, which needs more stars. Joanna can be as biased as she wants to be, it’s honestly what I expect from Gawker and Jezebel and The Slot. It’s fine! But disingenuously saying “what are you talking about” when she knows exactly what OP was talking about is really goddamn annoying.

Kudos to working at PP. Going to work there every day is a fucking act of protest in the current climate, so you’re awesome. And you remind me how I just dismissed a berniebot for snidely telling me Hillary is “conservative on every issue that matters!” as though reproductive rights don’t even exist in his fucking…

We idiotically used HR Block this year and were jaw-droppingly pissed when they slapped us with a $750 bill. I had lots of 1099 from freelance work, and there’s an individual charge for each one. We used an accountant last year and it was $500, we went with Block because we thought it would be cheaper. NOPE! They are…

I also remember when they tried to do the party planning/catering thing together and Sookie made a bunch of high-end bougie shit for a CHILDREN’S birthday party and got completely offended off her tits when Lorelai pointed out that 8 year olds aren’t going to eat that shit. And she made some sort of weird god-awful…

There’s an amazing pic somewhere of Rachel Bilson posing with some fans on the beach. They’re all thin girls in bikinis but she’s like half the size of the tiniest one. It’s insane just how much thinner celebrities are than your everyday thin people.

Daycare is SO effing expensive. We pay $1800 a month for two at the in-home place we use. I would actually rather have them at more of a classroom environment at a center but the cheapest one around would cost $2900 a month for both of them. And that place smelled like pee. The next nicest one would be $3200 a month.…

This is a really good point honestly. We are all warped by Hollywood. When she’s standing next to the 0/2's on the red carpet Amy Schumer DOES look “bigger”. I mean, she literally is bigger, but it’s like an optical illusion where we then lump her in with other “plus” ladies just because she’s not as skinny as Emma…

I was going to say. NOT body shaming because honestly she looks great to me, but I do not think Amy is a size 6 or even an 8 anywhere but Old Navy.

I should have mentioned, these symptoms dramatically improved when I started taking Zoloft. It wasn’t just my friend’s death, but a million things in the last two years that had me on edge, and daily panic attacks were definitely the worst! I still have one now and then and my eventually see a cardiologist to set my…

Recently saw 90's Matthew Broderick/Marlon Brando comedy “The Freshman” for the first time and the entire subplot about scamming rich foodies out of thousands of dollars for the privilege of eating “endangered animals” (when really they were just being served regular old chicken/pork/whathaveyou) was the best. I could…

As the mother of Irish Twins born less than 11 months apart...you are entirely correct. I completely underestimated the post-partum fertility, and my youngest is living proof!

Lost a friend to a heart attack suddenly last year at age 36. As I am 36 myself I have basically been having “heart attacks” (aka anxiety attacks where I feel like I’m having a heart attack) daily ever since. It sucks.

I broke my big toe in about five different places in early December and it’s mostly pain-free but it doesn’t bend the same as the other big toe at all. I haven’t tried on any heels because I am a flats devotee, but I imagine I’d absolutely need a cane.

True but I do think they both dye their natural color a few shades darker, and I definitely think Kylie in particular uses heavy makeup to mimic the Kardashian skin tone...I mostly just feel sorry for them. They’re so young and never got to decide whether they actually wanted to be famous.