I’d be TOTALLY CONTENT winning a smaller jackpot just to get out of debt, pay off the house, and get that “6 months income” into my savings account. That alone would increase my happiness and decrease my current stress. Saying you can’t buy happiness is kind of horseshit. :(

Hot Dog Dance allllll day long. It will haunt my dreams for fucking ever.

God help me, I just watched that episode yesterday...for the three-hundredth time.

What I would really like is for Jezebel to conduct a SJW review of this show and the way it perniciously reinforces gender stereotypes (Minnie and Daisy are always in high heels even when they go to fucking Mars), fat-shaming (one time a pair of “Pete’s Big Pants” is literally used as a sail for a boat), transphobia…

Is season 1 on demand or on Netflix? I want to watch!

Yep! I truly enjoyed Mandy Patinkin being like “dude, stop” regarding Cruz’s TPB quoting at events. Almost as much as Springsteen’s disavowal of Chris Christie.

And to attempt to co-opt Oprah!! I’m not even being sarcastic, I fucking love Oprah and find it as offensive that Megyn considers her a role model as I do that Ted Cruz and I share a favorite movie. I’m hoping Oprah pulls a Patinkin and is all “NOPE” about being name-checked here. Blegh. “Get to the table and then do…

Oh yeah. I have a family member who is a full-blown Tea Party nutcase and will go on and ON about the terror of unions...but who currently lives on his comfortable pension secured by his own union after spending 25 years as a cop. “Police unions are DIFFERENT,” he says. Sigh.

Right? I listened to O&A as a teen when they came on after school on the Boston station back in the day. I always thought they were funny and I’d sometimes tune in when Howard was in repeats. I said upthread that my husband has been listening since he was a kid and is having a hard time admitting that Anthony has gone…

Bleh. Had an actual minor spat with the hubs about this last night. He’s a longtime O&A fan and while he at least admits that he’s aware Anthony is a terrible human, he still listens to his podcast and thinks he’s funny despite it. Like, I’m not unable to see that problematic people can be funny. I just hate that my…

That's fair. I mean she's obviously still gorgeous. I could have been nicer about it, perhaps my current hatred for my not unlike hers hairdo is clouding my better judgement. ;-)

My “elitist” Republican friends here in DC are seriously like “Welp. Fuck.” right about now. I’m good friends with a lot of these types (lobbyists, lawyers, Hill folks, etc) and when we have drinks they openly admit the party has brought Trump on themselves and it’s a huge embarassment and they don’t know how to fix…

Right? Republicans do better making harmless cameos in charming political shows. McCain and Olympia Snowe both did Parks and Rec and it was cute. This is just....geghghg.

I do use a pomade when I have time. I think one of the reasons I cut it so short is I wanted it to be a very fast blow-dry and minimal effort to get the fuck out of the house, because I have two babies under the age of 2 and therefore zero time to deal with my hair. But I’m starting to think a pixie is even more work…

With all these reboots, you’d think we could get one of a show that was actually GREAT. I’d watch a mini-series about Angela’s 20th high school reunion and her having some sort of hot affair with long lost high school love Jordan in 2 seconds. I’d watch it ALL DAY LONG. Pls Netflix?

Alyssa looks baaaaad. Like, is she 50?

The only thing worse than Quinn dying (which: NOOOOOO) would be Quinn “miraculously” living. He’s miraculously survived like ten times now on this show. It’s time to let the poor fucker rest in peace. But at the same time, it means I”ll no longer watch the show, so.

Thank you, how is Jezebel getting away with referring to Miranda Lambert as “some lady”? This song makes me cry worse than Adele.

There is a kinja user keeping a master list, but I am not sure they’re Deadspin readers...But yes, it exists somewhere and is amazing.

Wouldn’t that only work on women? Like, with a man’s legs glued together, the dick could still pop out. LOL