I feel kind of bad for The Catcher in the Rye. It IS a good story, and Salinger IS a great author. But it's been co-opted by way too many 18 year old douchebags as the "favorite book" (and I include myself in that, I probably read the fucking thing about a thousand times in college), so its greatness is forever…

HOW could she have left out the tear in the GODDAMN DIXIE CUP. Out of the many terrible things in the movie, it is the worst of the worst of the worst. Possibly tied with the African character (he used to have flies buzzing around his face!) who was probably only thrown in so Lamprey-mouth wouldn't get yelled at for…

I can only hope that FP consists of some marketing geniuses who include this shit in their collections with the hope that blogs will pick it up with a "WTF is this shit" post, causing people to click over and ultimately see something slightly less nuts that they might actually want to buy. Otherwise, seriously what…

I am almost happy that gifs are disabled, because I am not sure I could even come up with an appropriate one to express my joy! Thank you Gawker Media!

It's cool, every math class I've ever taken has failed me, if my efforts to figure out tips and sale prices are any indication! ;)

(By the way, I agree that in a perfect world, everyone should have ID. Which is why I think they should be provided by the state free of charge, and should be very easy to get. But right now they're crazy expensive for some people, and a pain in the ass to get. That's not right.)

Because when you register to vote, you are only registered at ONE polling location, and can't vote at multiple ones? When I vote, I go to the elementary school near my house and they check my name off the list. If I tried to go to the other voting site three miles away, I wouldn't be listed in their books, so I…

Because id's cost money. Sometimes a lot — $50 plus lost wages standing in line at the DMV. This is equivalent to a poll tax, which is unconstitutional.

It's interesting that you mention that trolls find trolling women's sites "more fun" — I'm sure you're right, and it sort of proves the point the Jez staff is trying to make here. Women are being specifically targeted for harassment and their employer doesn't give a fuck. It is terrible. I would be very interested to…

Disemvoweling! Ah, I miss that too. I got disemvoweled once for body snarking in my early commenting days (I think saying something about a skinny celeb needing to eat something?). Nowadays my comment would go completely unnoticed admidst all the work-from-home trolling and casual sexism/racism. Kinja is the worst.

I don't know how it works for you as a mod or a sub-blogger, but the main Jezebel staff should file an EEOC complaint, in all honesty. Legal action is the only thing that works, it's pretty obviously complaining will do nothing.

I almost want to see if there's a revolutionary style feminist 4chan group with time on its hands to go and flood the shit out of one of the more "men-focused" sites like Deadspin or Jalopnik with, say, gay porn or transgender porn or something to make all the hetero-dude-bros uncomfortable. I don't want anyone to…

I'm thoroughly convinced that Denton is a real piece of shit. I wish I didn't like his websites so much. It's how I feel about my troubling love for Woody Allen movies. At least Denton isn't an alleged pedophile? Silver lining? Hmmm.

I think the idea is to allow for some sort of 100% anonymous "tips" platform. But I think it's pretty darn easy to set up an anonymous yahoo email and send your burning tip from a public wifi if it's SOOO important for you to send it anonymously. So ridiculous.

Yep, he is quite hairy. I'm sure he'd love that I am sharing all of this, LOL. Poor guy.

Hahaaaa...trust, even the chefs with the poopiest of butts still have very clean hands. He washes his hands like a thousand times a day. It's the law! :) Luckily, the health inspector doesn't check for ball and ass sweat....

He does NOT eat enough fiber!! I am on him about his diet all the time. I don't care about him losing weight (we could both stand to so it's not like I have a leg to stand on there) but if more fiber would clean up his shorts, I'm in favor of a better diet.

I have never been happier since I switched to boy shorts and hip-hugger panties. You can still find them in sexy styles, and the comfort level is through the roof. Plus, no shit stains.

I don't wear thongs, but I am at the point where I want to tell my husband to start showering every time he poops, he has skid marks on ALL his boxers, and it is foul. He says it's because he is a chef who sweats his balls off working in a piping hot kitchen all day, so even when he wipes thoroughly and is clean,…

Yes, absolutely, you're right, I'm going to get a divorce from a wonderful man who is honest and faithful and loves me and treats me like an equal partner and is a great dad to our 1.5 kids—all because he was a fan of a dumb radio show that featured a man who is a racist. I will be sure to mark that down on the…