The fact that girls wear heels to high school now makes me so sad. I wore Doc Martens or Birkenstocks every single day. And I was fairly cool, I wasn't a nerd or anything! Oh, I loved the 90s.

Definitely. I was in high school in the mid-90's. This. was. GLORIOUS. I rolled out of bed every day, threw my massive tangled curly hair up into a shitty ponytail or lazy bun (ponytail pulled halfway through my scrunchie, obvs), put on a pair of ripped jeans, concert t-shirt, and a baggy, dirty flannel and I was set.…

I agree it had to be done, but why the fuck did she have to lock them in a pitch black dungeon? There were no other options, oh, outside where they can live in the open air? Goddamn, I felt bad for those cute little murderous CGI dragons too.

It's interesting that you point out that women in movies never even say the word "abortion". I feel like that didn't used to be the case, and that in some ways the movies I remember from my adolescence (early 90s) were much more frank about the subject. I remember Kirstie Alley in Look Who's Talking saying "I don't…

That sucks, I have a friend with UC who went through chemo for it, it's no joke. But you're definitely not the average hoverer, for sure. I suppose no one would ever even know about the hoverers if they would just clean up after themselves!

Was that reply to me? Because I think we're on the same side here!

HA! I have totally called out girlfriends on this in the past. I remember being at some dive bar and my friend is making out with some dude we just met (no judgment, I made out that night too, it was sweet!). Then we go to the bathroom and she is complaining nonstop about how "gross" it is. It wasn't the best…

I respect that! I just want to know, as an avowed sitter...what do you think will happen? Even if the seat is teeming with germs (though it's probably not as bad as people think, based on the studies I've seen about it) why would getting some germs on the backs of your thighs be so bad? You're not rubbing your vag all…

I don't even like hoverers who DO clean up! I know this is unreasonable and everyone has a right to pee however they please, but I am totally irrational about it. I just want to know, what do they think will happen if they just sit? Even if the toilet seat is as dirty as they think it is (which, it probably isn't),…

I sit everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I even sit in outhouses at concerts and stuff! If there's pee on the seat, I wipe, then sit. And not a single boil has ever once besmirched my ass. When you think about it, it's not even your ass that touches the toilet seat, but rather the edges of the thighs. Washing one's hands is far…

Ha! My parents wouldn't let us say fart. They insisted we say "toot" or "pass wind". Naturally, fart became my all time favorite word.

The only good things about it happening were that she let me go to the bathroom as often as I wanted after that, AND that she was such a crazy bitch no one ever made fun of me for it. I think she put the fear of god into the class after my mom came and took me home. She checked in with me every now and then about…

I am now having flashbacks to my evil 3rd grade teacher who didn't like it when you asked to go to the bathroom during class, she liked people to wait until recess or lunch or whatever "unless it's an emergency". So I asked to go, but was too embarrassed to admit it was actually an emergency, and so she said no. Three…

The worst part about my anti-science friend the chiro is that she has a master's degree in biology. She's an actual scientist, which is the worst because she thinks it gives her all sorts of ground to stand on with her anti-vax bullshit. It's honestly affected our friendship.

Most anti-vaxxers are convinced that the diseases that have been eradicated by vaccines were "on their way out anyway". My crazy chiro friend posts all this info on Facebook about how new cases of polio were trending way down a few years before the vaccine was available anyway. It's utter nonsense, of course, but for…

Watching this video wouldn't matter to them—that's the thing. They really and truly believe, in their hearts, that the vaccine is not only harmful, but doesn't work. So showing this video wouldn't sway them, because they do not believe getting the vaccine protects the poor whooping cough baby anyway. My psycho…

My favorite part is right after she eats it, this slim, jaunty fellow in the grey sweater in the background does a perfect little twirl. Not visible in the gif, but watch for it in the video. It's mesmerizing for some reason.

I just said this in a reply on another thread—couldn't agree more! People feeling sorry for her is freaking me out. I like the character, but what she did isn't "heartbreaking", it's scary as shit. As is her breaking into his house, when he thought she was in prison and that he would be safe! Can you imagine if the…

See, I'm a little uncomfortable with everyone's love for Morello. I hate to sound all MRA or anything, but if a man did all the things she did, with the stalking and the threats and the planting a bomb, and the breaking into the house...I don't think anyone here would be talking about it like he was just "delusional".…

It bugged the shit out of me that she didn't get in trouble. When Christopher says later in the season that the "cops didn't believe" him that she broke into his house, I wanted to be like "ummm, they couldn't have pulled a finger print from anywhere?" What the hell?? It would have been totally easy to confirm with…