I can appreciate this as an engineering exercise, and I also like its intrinsic weirdness, but my god does it sound horrible.

Stacks.... beautiful???

Hi, I'm a beautiful pheasant in a majestic pose.... NOPE! It's just Chuck Testa!

It looks like you're trying to load a truck onto your trailer, would you like help?

This will only work if you go to work after the sun comes up during the winter months. I would imagine that places that have cold enough nights to need this are also far enough north that the days are much shorter during the winter months. I am guessing many commuters who live in such locals leave for work before the…

I know you're all uppity, Europe, but I've seen a lot of your people drinking things in cars. Not sure what to make of it.

Oh? You can certainly say you don't like my choice, I'm cool with that.

YES. This tells me that you just don't give a shit about the people around you. That probably means I don't want to know you, because I like people who are at least a bit considerate of others.

And this is going to teach anyone how modulate a clutch how?

I've been so accustomed to seat belts that I actually fell uncomfortable when I don't wear them.

Neutral - I couldn't care less who the largest automaker is. I do care that GM stays profitable, so a little volume there is a good thing. But beyond that, nope, not in the slightest.

An NFL Player who actually paid attention in Economics Class and realizes that the NFL is not going to be a lifelong career in all cases. Only a select few make it into Coaching or Commentating. The rest have to go out and get real jobs when their bodies can no longer perform at the levels the NFL requires. Major…

First time I drove manual my cousin told me to get to a empty lot, just look at the revs and get a feel for what 3-4k feels like. So I did. I got a feel for when I should be changing in regular driving. 3k seems like a nice spot to shift in all cars for me.

I don't see what's so groundbreaking or cool about this. It just vibrates to tell you when to shift.

even the 1989 Ford Tempo had a little green light that flashed to remind you when to shift for economy.

Then I propose reversing the list. :)

Wheels, exhaust, suspension are the top three? The truly affordable, simple suggestions are at the bottom of the list while the most expensive and most complicated for the uninitiated are at the top.

There's GIANT LEGO PEOPLE in the future too?!?!

I don't want to prank them... I want to thank them for the extra hour+ of sleep I'll get on my overlong commute to work.

Properly inflating your tires.

How long until the rear side windows just disappear completely? They keep getting smaller and smaller in the name of muh safety. This kills the visibility.