Unhackable? No. You have a car that I could steal with basic tools.

So this guy is a “shitty rich person.” Why is that? Because he can afford a car you can’t? Because he wrecked his car? I’d suggest that the shitty person is the one who makes assumptions (and online comments) about others simply because they have money.

I don’t care about any of the issues it has, I always loved the Phaeton since it was announced, it’s just a exquisite piece of engineering. Who doesn’t want to drink a hot cup of tea with a beautiful woman in the back seat without fogging the windows?

BPR Global GT turned FIA GT1 was the greatest championship series of all time.

My favorite detail of the big bad merc

The original flying car.

“Mashed the electric then tried to escape the blame by blaming the car?”

It’s almost as if we’ve seen this happen before. A lot.

Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.

Mashed the gas then tried to escape the blame by blaming the car?

That’s ridiculous! Musk has a squadron of fully automated, unmanned mechs to handle that for him.

I was under the impression that each Tesla was equipped with a special homing beacon that would automatically summon Elon Musk in his battle-mech-suit to its location if there were any sign of trouble.

If there wasn’t a market, do you think the thieves would have stolen 11 Teslas?

“Once they’re lifted, local police reportedly said that the vehicles are dismantled within a couple hours of being purloined.”

They dismantle the cars and sell the parts.

...Or the Vauxhall VX220

Yeah we did...

This is not the first of what will undoubtedly be hundreds and hundreds of instances of drivers wrecking their Teslas ether through mundane mistakes or mind-numbing recklessness and trying for “The car did, I SWEAR!” line of excuse.

how refreshing to hear someone say lets wait for the facts before jumping to wild conclusions. you should be, like, president or something.

Yes this driver is an idiot.