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    @showbiz2: dude, I don't think she did. That lady's an exemplary woman, she don't do them kinda things

    @juliannasays: Pillows, the couch, the mattress, the car seats, cuddly toys, EVERYTHING. She probably would have humped the cat if it stayed still long enough. The image of her humping away is burned into my memory.

    Children are naturally modest? Tell that to my sister, who used to hump EVERYTHING.

    personally use plain hot rod metallic red nail polish for mine

    @Azures: You have GOT to be kidding. Everything in existence is so intricately well balanced... I'm @ work so I can't even get started but seriously dude.

    @learniiburn: So do I, we should start a religion.

    The bad thing is that it wasn't always like this. There was once a time when I had this nice little application on my N1 and I was using it all happily.

    @marathonjunkie: When I see the phrase "fun panties" I immediately think of these. Those do look pretty fun though!

    @Almightywhacko: I dunno... looks like something that worked out pretty well for them in that video

    I swear I wake up every morning, jump in the shower, drive 30 minutes to work, get at my desk, stare at my to-do list, browse gizmodo, and don't start working until about an hour and a half later after I've had my coffee.

    @geolemon: Now Run and Tell that! homeboy!

    Missing Jimmy Neutron

    @Beaker of Hope: But don't you know in the fashion industry incontinence is seeexy!