I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

I guess there’s a kind of logic behind the Catholic School Board not telling you about how they tried to commit genocide for a century or two.

I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.

Lies, my interactions always end with “I wonder if she prefers Cheesecake or Churros” and then I just go home and play with my cats.

Us: On Earth, or traveling through its surrounding space.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

There’s gender parity and there’s racial diversity, too.

Am I the only one who just throws points at Luck in an effort to play a complete doofus who blindly and constantly stumbles into success? Anyone? Bueller?

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

M is for Marlowe, who knew how to drink

B is for Bourbon and imbibing with bears

G is for Gin, and falling down stairs

He was honestly my first choice. So I’m pretty happy.

After the stress of the past few days (I live in a formerly conservative riding which they won by 18 votes in the last election, thankfully the liberals won by almost 11k votes this time around) My friends and I have happily spent the day trading memes and hot pictures of trudeau.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Holy crap, this leads to a horrifying thought.

Holy shit, does that tongue have a ball gag?

To some extent it depends on how much the drink costs. If you are buying a $3 beer a $2-3 tip is really generous to ridiculously generous, but if you are buying a $6-10 drink, anything less than $2 is kind of cheap.