THIS IS ART. YOU ARE ART.

“The purpose of creating a bone broth is to extract the natural bioactive proteins and minerals found in the bones and connective tissues.”
Natural bioactive proteins and minerals.
Wow.
That wording was so meaningless and so shiny that one might forget that your body breaks down food the fucking same way, regardless of…

I mean, I get turning bones into beads because that’s metal as fuck, and I want one of my loved ones carrying around my ghost beads like a goddamned necromancer-wizard, but this is pretty weird.
I’m not exactly sure where or why I am drawing this line. But I wouldn’t make beads out of blood or semen either.

*Judge Dredd grimace and Clint Eastwood voice* Florida.

Buying the coffee shop, pocketing the money, running into the ground AND THEN declaring bankruptcy.

This was super illuminating. Thank you!

“Zakarian is using the distortions by the media of Mr. Trump’s comments,” UM. How could have his comments even needed distortion?

Icky-sicko, even.
I promise I’m done.

Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat what whatw hat wat.
Now that I’ve let this sink in, I have a lot of questions. I really want to know more about this case. Is this an isolated incident with this disgusting creep, or has he done this before? Like, has he done similar things to women before, or been inappropriate and strange and…

On another note of ‘weren’t supposed to eat that,’ I used to work at an occult bookstore (which I bring up a lot, apparently, but I am just bursting with stories and possibly shell shock). I wasn’t actually ever allowed to take a break on shift (I know), so I would order in a lot. I favoured a few local places for…

I read this whole thing, but was distracted halfway through with “practically at gunpoint” and what that could possibly even mean.
In related news, anti-vaxxers continue to baffle me.

No escape from misandry.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

A friend of mine always thought he was Aboriginal because he was adopted at the end of the 60s Scoop (a pretty gross bit of Canadian history where the government took it upon itself to “rehome” Aboriginal kids en masse because of reasons), was told he was, aaand well... turns out he’s white. He had no idea until last…

I am not even sure how this kind of mistake even happens.

Jesus. Clearly the people who decided on this policy have a) never served before, b) never worn heels before and c) do not think of women as people.
I’m really glad we have some semblance of legal remedy for this garbage up here.

I have a feeling it’s a legit letter based purely on the fact that things are strangely capitalized. It’s an oddly specific thing I’ve seen in Christian writing, especially hate mail (the store I used to work at got a lot of it), that I don’t think a fake would know to do unless they had experience with it before.

You know, she could just be lonely because sometimes people don’t sync up and if you put your career first in a big city known for feelings of isolation, sometimes personal relationships fall by the wayside? I wasn’t getting any in a big city for a while, and it had nothing to do with loafers, sometimes timing just…

A personal fave of mine is the difference between men and women protrayed as firefighters and police officers. Sure, you get the occasional sexed-up dude wearing only firemen’s overalls, but if you look for women in these categories, it’s cheesecake as far as the eye can see.

Welp. I’m going to go get a cup of tea because this made me really sad.