Holy crap, she looks amazing.

Yeah, Loren looked sexy for all kinds of reasons. However, I'm very blond and lack her appeal entirely. My dark circles look like hollow, bruised hellscapes. That's not to say that you should move into reverse-raccoon territory, but I personally just really do not pull this off.

Uhhhh.... That's all well and good and everything, but I heard that they used to put mercury in those devil-injections and I remember hearing that it's toxic so NO THANK YOU.
In related news, I found out water contains trace amounts of arsenic. I don't know what that 'trace' thing means, but I do know that I'll be…

Now that I'm done screaming at my monitor in confusion and rage, I'll comment.
Do we seriously live in a time where isolating children because of "possession" is a more reasonable approach than oh, I don't know, providing therapy and support in an attempt to counteract the damage done by deep psychological scarring?
I…

Man, she's really fucking cool.
Her insight and perception really come through in this interview. Considering what a shitty thing this is to happen to someone, she displays remarkable grace and humility.

Oh, I am aware. Doesn't change the fact that she's totally a goddess.

Ummm.... Not to alarm anyone, but I'm pretty sure Amber Rose is actually Aphrodite. She hits all of the marks.
Also, how the Hell does someone look that perfect?

Jesus Christ, that's utterly tasteless. That is way not the point of volunteering. People aren't props for an altruism display.
Ugh. There's no tables to flip nearby.

I'm going to find them now. Thanks for the recommendation!

Happy to help!

You really might, but that entirely depends! Both Austra and Purity Ring are pretty electronic and ethereal, so they lack the big swelling orchestra stuff that Florence and the Machine have. I love them, they're just different.
Austra's singer has a strong, chromatic voice, but I can see why people might think she…

Wat. That guy was seriously uncool.

This is relevant to my interests. My music basically runs from 'soulful and wistful' to what my ex referred to as 'spooky vagina music', like Purity Ring, Austra and Florence and the Machine.
I like other stuff, too! I swear. I just favour the sad or Occult-lady stuff.

She looks great! Yeah, okay, sure, she's a stereotype, but she's a really different stereotype than the exhausted sexy-lady-in-a-catsuit/ sexy-lady-in-a-swimsuit. Also, let's face it—character creation mainly utilizes stereotypes. We've got the Hardbitten Gunslinger showing up as well.

Yeah, this has me scratching my head a little bit.
Is he married and sexting another woman behind his wife's back? Is he using government funds to buy her shoes and lingerie? I mean, even if he was, it's still salacious, but at least it's be partially relevant to public interest.
Otherwise, I guess I'm just not…

Jeeesus Christ, why does this keep happening? I'm going to flip this table and go do something productive to make myself feel better.
Can teachers just fucking stop sexually interfering with children? That would be great.

I used to work outdoors in the cold-as-balls Canadian outdoors when it would regularly drop to -13 F before windchill (Thank Christ I no longer do). It was dry, at least, so you'd say, "Hm. It isn't so bad," until you realised you couldn't move your fingers.
I can vouch for silk. I had silk long-johns that I'd wear…

Yeah, wow. The ire that Black hair drums up is depressing in its consistency.
Also, what the Hell are they even being catty about this? Those are the most gorgeous locs I have ever seen.

Ugh. I'm so exhausted with this narrative.
There is already so much oversight for programs like SNAP. If you're supposed to be a politician, maybe your proof of a problem should be more than anecdotal, "Oh, I totally heard it from some people one time."
My standards are unrealistic, though.

I actually lol'd in my cubicle. Jesus, the bar of expectations is really low with people like this, but his lack of awareness is startling.