I memorized that Goldthwait special when I was a kid

Too bad we can’t replace him with Albert Ayler

What they should do is just give Emily Blunt another role kicking the shit out of people.

Lizzo has hired attorney Marty Singer, who’s represented Bill Cosby, Johnny Depp, Chris Brown, Jonah Hill, and Brett Ratner.

Also, seeing Laura Bailey’s name in the Paul McCartney video really threw me until I realized.

We have John Malkovich at home

Did you really call him “Christ Tucker”

Damn, Amell’s PR guy got here fast.

I mean she defended Chris Brown so

What does one of those quotes have to do with the other

“But when the chips were down my children really showed up for me. I saw a side to them I had never seen before.”

Especially when this one exists:

I mean the second guy sounds like he’s living the dream

I feel like the AV Club didn’t give her this warm a reception when she claimed Prince assaulted her.

It is an absolute asshole move to pull a grandstanding stunt like this and fly back home when you know you won’t have to bear the consequences of it

Congrats you made it weird

Lol you don’t give a shit about kids otherwise you’d want to protect trans kids from Greg Abbott and Ron Desantis

Oops

J. Edgar was so boring I only made it about 20 minutes in. Same for I Saw the Light, a Hank Williams biopic starring Loki-boy Tom Hiddleston that could easily go here. Also it’s been years since I saw it, but wasn’t Hoffa considered a pretty big stinkburger in its day?

Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy