Any way we can get a post about how Chris Smith’s girlfriend's murderer is not going to be charged with any criminal charges by the Cleveland police? We can't comment on the deadspin article,but it seems relevant here too.

My electric dream car

Zooey Deschanel seems to have thing for J names. If I’m Jonathan Scott I would put a preemptive hit out for Justin Bieber. Its a win-win as far as humanity is concerned.

You have failed to convince me. I am however convinced that your time management skills are also faulty.

Here’s a couple definitions for faulty from my dictionary:

Sounds faulty to me.

What electric board was he driving? Having a sudden deceleration sounds like a safety defect. Reminds me of when the Star trek actor got crushed by his Jeep that had a faulty shifter.

Well, boobs tend to get bigger when women are pregnant. I feel like that would just enhance the Hooter’s experience.

At least the horse didn't get out of the stable.

Any Americans to watch for? Not so much for the yellow jersey as much as seeing some signs of life after Lance punted American cycling into the sun.

I think they let russle do his thing for now while drafting and rebuilding. Those first round picks are going to be late anyways so it’s not like you’ll be getting #1 overall picks with them. When the spring in his step fades, cash in and do the signing and trading required to make a good team.

Seriously, lazy Niantic can’t be bothered to put the slightest hint of communication features in a game that requires large groups to complete the premiere raids.

40k! Nobody has eyes good enough for 8k, let alone 40k.

You have no idea what your talking about. I work in a factory and the vast majority of our robotic implementations have financially been justified by the need for ergonomic improvements. Robots are only good for highly repetitive work that breaks down the human body over time and is not going to fetch a decent wage if…

I remember when deadspin used to be strictly anti all things St. Louis Cardinals.

Burneko is infamous for his consistently bad takes. If it was anybody else on the staff it would been 100%.

He means in the finals I’m guessing.

You need to take a day off before E3 or you're going to collapse. You've had enough big scoops for E3 season already and the keynotes haven't even started yet.

Ride during the day. A deer will literally take your life if you hit one on a motorcycle.

Hmm. After dipping my switch in water and eventually just holding it in the bottom of my sink for 3ish minutes I still don’t see a code. I actually can’t get anything to show on the screen anymore. Weird.