It was completely miserable and I sincerely hope I never have to do it again.

Party like it’s 1989

Obama has way too much class to do that, unfortunately. (Or fortunately.)

That is a really lovely way of saying “Don’t start the goddamn apocalypse, you fucking dummy.” Miss you, BO.

It leaves just one more in a field of unconnected dots which are forming a great work of pointillism.

Yeah, Monroe’s a bad example, but we can replace her with Michael Landon, or as it says on his birth certificate, Eugene Maurice Orowitz. I loved finding out that 1970s all-American Christian dad was Jewish. 

So he is the Donald Trump of Christianity.

Like 90% of the photos I see of Trump are him making this “surprise shart” face. I don’t know if it’s intentional or not, but I find it amusing. Or as amusing as anything with Trump’s face on it can be.

I was reading Vanity Fair’s article on her which featured photos of a younger Ivanka. She fucked up her face when she chose discordant elements and brought them altogether on her butthole mouthed visage.

“Mattress Mack” McIngvale is the owner of Gallery Furniture who is well known in Houston for 2 things: (1) his commercials where he jumps up with a wad of cash in his hand and says “Gallery Furniture really will save you money.” and (2) his charitable efforts in Houston.

Mattress Mack is literally a Houston icon. Class fucking act, dude. He’s so great.

I spent my morning registering people into a shelter and my afternoon cleaning out stalls of displaced horses and moving hay and feed. I did this because I’m lucky to have been largely unscathed out of the sheer luck that my apartment complex is high while neighborhoods below us are completely flooded. I have 1/5000th…

found it, seem like everyone likes that store and owner

Right and now Veronica is the very typical pretty white girl bullied by a very diverse set of Heathers? What does that say, exactly? That POC and genderqueer people are to be feared more now? That doesn’t seem great. /understatement

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

Mark my words. This little motherfucker is going to kill one of those White Walker giants.

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

It’s Ed Sheeran. KILL HIM NOW!

Can we just make her queen please.