Impeachment can only be issued by the House, but the Intelligence community won’t be beholden to politics. If the republicans in congress cover up for Trump, both the democrats and the Intelligence community will make sure the American people know the truth.

This is the Republicans in Congress reaction to Trump’s behavior, which if it was President Obama or Hillary had she been elected, I can guaran-f’ing-tee you they would have drawn up articles of impeachment by now.

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

But her emails!

Omarosa has always been terrible on her own. No one made her become terrible.

Omarosa has never NOT been completely fucking terrible.

“...but something is coming.”

Right? I always want to say to the people who complain about this, “YOU are the one with a weird obsession about how and where kids go to the restroom, not the kids, you know, using the restrooms, but YOU are not the pervert. Okay. Cool. That makes sense.”

“WHAT IF GAY SEX LEADS TO SEX WITH DOGS? WHAT IF I THINK I’M A TRANS DOG, HUH?”

I feel like this about so many of these issues. I want to sit these people down and let them know that normal people do not spend all their time thinking about where people go to the bathroom and what kind of sex their neighbors are having.

The correct order is:

How is it that Solange was only up for one grammy? HOW?

I’m still processing the BS that was Lemonade not winning record or album of the year.

Lemonade really should have won. She got cheated, that sucks. 25 as much as I liked it, it was a budget Celine Dion album.

I think people who were offended didn’t get that it was a line-for-line spoof of Fatal Attraction.

“I want one day without a CNN alert that doesn’t scare the hell out of me.”

This was scary bordering on not even trying to be funny because it’s all genuinely terrifying but I did laugh. Because fuck Kellyanne Conway. And her bones clicking back into place like the demon she is was excellent.

Blinded by the white/revved up like a douche/another Nazi in the night

I’m not surprised that milk is the favourite drink of massive babies.

Brands may not be our friends, but I will absolutely spend my money on companies that support my values or treat their employees well (Penzey’s, Patagonia, King Arthur) and refuse to spend it with companies that oppose those views like Under Armor or Yeungling.