Paul Ryan is many things. Sane is not one of them.

Of course they have blackmail material on him. Even Marco Rubio pointed out to his GOP colleagues that they shouldn’t take any glee in the DNC hacks because any and everyone of them could (and will) be next. And when Marco Rubio is a voice of reason, heaven help us all.

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that…

Exactly. I mean the Republicans also claim to care about poor people and I mean that’s about as absurd as it comes so who in their right minds expects anything consistent from them?

Somebody needs to get this delicate flower into a safe space.

I’ll describe him with a picture:

That’s what anyone struggling to read looks like

How would you describe Billy Bush?

But Kelly could a completely new audience to her broadcast, one potentially in search of conservative moralizing and casual racism.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

I just don’t get it. She could swan around Broadway no problem. Not as attention-driven, sure, but she’d always be working and putting that voice to work. And, you know, look where that took Barbra Streisand, Bernadette Peters, Madeleine Kahn, Kristin Chenowith, and Idina Menzel. Know your strengths, Lea. People…

Drunk Twitter NEEDS the delete option!

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

Debbie is a national treasure.

The way I keep muttering “Oh for fuck’s sake,” at this endless succession of bad news, I’m beginning to suspect I’m living in a British sitcom.  

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

You know all of those Trump voters who whine incessantly about censorship when we ask them not to use various slurs, or question whether or not certain groups of humans are really people?

Okay assholes who scream about FFRREEEEE SHHPPPEEEEEECH when your boner photos get censored on Facebook; this is actually an example of government curtailing free speech.