Now if we could just round them all up into one sex-robot zone, like a big park where you go and pick your robot partner and do what you want with them with absolutely no consequences or comeuppance.

This disturbs me greatly. I’m hoping it’s not for bad reasons but I’m worried. Trump and his team has done nothing to decrease my fears and concerns. In fact, they’ve done the opposite.

Yeah, I’m not really overly concerned about that either...

Only if you guys have to pay for your Viagra, which is a lot less necessary than birth control pills. Some women need it to control reproductive disorders, you know.

No, no, no. More liberals need to move to Texas. It’s purple; turn it blue!

I live in this shit state and agree 100%

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

i use this litmus test:

The best contribution Leah ever made was that stupid cookie dough story. Twenty-five years ago, none of us plebs would have ever known what an insecure, controlling idiot Cruise is. Thank you Leah and the internet!!!

I would encourage everyone to purchase from museum shops if possible. Museums are facing some of the worst cuts ever and are increasingly needing to depend on trading revenue, a good chunk of which is from museum shops. Especially if you are buying from a small museum, (but buy from the big ones too!) it could mean a…

She’s a pro on a level Taylor can’t reach. They’re driven by different purposes.

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

That would be my Peanut, to be fair. “What are you making? I HELP!”

Yup. And if I read one more “Hillary lost because of a bad campaign” and not rampant unhinged sexism, racism and entitlement plus a white supremacist, misogynst FBI, Russian & GOP electioneering and a obliviously easy to manipulate and sexist media (EMAILLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!)...I am going to destroy something. Even…

The allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich.

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

Airlines gate check items all the freaking time. This was more TSA than airlines.