Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

What kind of fucking weird bangin’ are you doing to contract cholera?!

He actually lost the popular vote. He only won by the electoral college, which is in place because some states in this country used to own slaves, which inflated their population numbers even though those enslaved people couldn’t vote. There are no more slaves, but the electoral college remains, giving states with…

The truth is nearly a million more Americans wanted someone else to be their president.

Also I guess if Joe Biden likes him, he can’t be all bad.

Wait, was that his explanation for not releasing not only anything about Trump but the RNC either? it didn’t meet his “editorial standards”?

That will always stick with me: How Trump’s followers completely ignored the fact that almost everything they accused Hillary of Trump was equally guilty of... and then some.

The number of conflicts of interests he already has, added to the number he’s purposefully creating, is staggering.

Hey, it could have been worse. It could have been Crooked Hillary who would have something something something email Benghazi.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

I’m convinced he never actually wanted to be President.

He’s going to pull a Palin. It’s a category 5 dumpster fire and it’s been a week. I honestly don’t think he has the fortitude for this. Should he somehow make it to the Inauguration, he’ll lose his shit the second the senate refuses to confirm his appointment (Rand Paul has already flat out stated that he’ll refuse to…

I couldn’t believe that Trump actually thought the staff came along with the White House. It’s a level of sheer ignorance and stupidity that is unprecedented in presidential transitions. He looks like sheer hell since winning, and especially since his initial tutorial by Barack Obama, a man who really DOES know what…

“Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.”

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

“most people don’t care if Trump is racist or sexist and that the fact that they don’t doesn’t actually make them bad people.”

No, I think most people understand that. I’m just gonna guess they don’t agree. Cause guess what, passive acceptance of racism *is still racism.* Deciding that your own economic well-being,…

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.

“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

Kellyanne Conway is likely lying anyway. By most accounts the internal polling within the Trump campaign and the RNC predicted a Clinton victory too.