If only she and “DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!” suffer the same fate as Veruca and Papa Salt by the end of this farce.

Why would they? Putin is the whole reason we’re saddled with these moronic grifters in the first place.

This right here is exactly why I loved him so much on that show. Nelsan played Lafayette with such love and care that it made the audience love and care about him too.

Shade Court has been one of my favorite regular features here, and I will miss it and you, Kara. Thank you for the education in shade, and good luck on the new gig.

I have honestly had one of my old bffs from high school arguing with me on Facebook that this is made up to try to put Hobby Lobby out of business. I was like “girl, no one gives enough of a fuck about Hobby Lobby to do that” but she has gone full blown crazy conspiracy theorist on me. Lord, give me strength.

If you go squash them now she’ll never have to be traumatized by seeing them eating a hummingbird at the feeder.

I’ve never even seen a single episode, and honestly forgot it existed until you mentioned it just now.

Still mad at Netflix about Sense8 and that bullshit statement they gave that they really, really tried to come up with a way to save it.

I’m hoping the IRS ends up seizing every last one of them for back taxes. There’s no way a liar like him isn’t also committing tax fraud, if he’s even filing returns at all.

This is what I’m hoping. We’ve come very close to breaking him a few times, I think. There’s no way he can take four years of the weight of all of our collective loathing and spite.

I don’t think that page is actually her. The web link in the sidebar is to results for her name on a Pakistani domain.

She hasn’t been seen since the inauguration so she may get out of this okay. She can always change her name to Maples in the aftermath of the rest of her relatives thoroughly destroying the family name they so love to plaster on everything they touch.

Yeah, that’s exactly what it was. Etta even provided the commentary making that explicitly clear.

No one in Themyscira cares about your boner.

I’m Texan. The “God bless him” was basically calling him an idiot.

That speech she gave practically ripped his cojones off and waved them to the crowd as a trophy, figuratively speaking.

Jesus, I can’t wait until the day I can finally have the “Ding dong, the asshole’s dead” party I’ve been planning practically ever since this rancid tub of buttermilk and Cheeto dust was inaugurated.

He probably figures if he’d buy it himself then everyone else will. He doesn’t realize the rest of us are actually smart people, not just “like a smart person” (his own words).

Seriously, this. She and her babies are much safer from opportunistic infections the less time they spend in the hospital.

You know Ann Richards’s daughter, who might know something. See how easy that was?