Oh, great. Appropriation Barbie is back.

If it were solely up to him, sure he would. He denied healthcare to his own nephew’s sick baby out of pure spite, of course he’d do it to millions of Americans he doesn’t even know.

Every morning when I wake up and check my Twitter feed and see that this piggy-eyed weasel fucker hasn’t died during the night, I’m so immensely disappointed with the universe.

Let’s just ask him for their tax records, shall we?

Yep. Lexi Alexander had a really good tweet about that.

The wormy apple doesn’t fall far from the moron tree.

I actually had no idea that was what it was about either, but that’s because whenever it came on the radio I made a mad dash to switch to another station within 5 seconds.

You’re nicer than me. I’ve just been hoping either his brain or his heart finally explodes.

a significant number of Americans would blow up their own home if it will piss off a libuhral

But then we also have to live through the creation of his hell on earth, and none of us deserve that. I am firmly in the “he can’t hurry up and die soon enough so I can get to the fun part where I get to spit on his grave” school of thought.

If we’re lucky, a melanoma that proves terminal.

Weevils are part of the reason I switched to using parboiled rice. I’ve never had a problem with them since.

So we send him. Problem solved.

I keep forgetting SXSW is still going on. I usually go do some of the free stuff every year but I didn’t even give it much thought this year at all.

Sooooooo you guys, my degree is in archaeology (that’s studying material cultures!), I’ve been writing a genealogy blog for the last few years (historical nonfiction!) aaaaaand I did a few period costuming projects back in college theatre, so I’m totally qualified for this right? Right?

I’m only interested if she violates the NDA and spills the tea on some serious shit that will get Pumpkin McShortfingers either arrested or finally out of favor with his whackadoodle cult followers.

I’m honestly surprised it’s still in the water. It’s much more expensive to maintain that way. They’d be better off drydocking.

I wouldn’t worry about it. There might be some additional paperwork he wouldn’t have needed last year since the visa waiver program seems to be on the way out, but Irish customs probably won’t hassle him.

And the opening about being “desperate for ratings” is a giveaway too. No one is as obsessed with ratings as he is.

Charles Perrault also published a version in the previous century. Several even older Italian versions exist as well. It’s one of those story archetypes that has existed in one form or another for hundreds of years. Maybe even thousands, if you also look at the Greek myth of Cupid and Psyche as an early variant.