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Can I make my liberal bubble out of a giant water balloon full of acid? I can just go stand somewhere far away while they come pop it. I’ll be back when their faces are done melting off.

It’s not weird at all, because the GOP has never really believed in small government or else they wouldn’t be fighting so hard to dictate what women can use their vaginas for or who’s allowed to use a bathroom.

When he can remember it exists at all.

And he’d still have to first ask Melania where it is she’s from again.

Right? I’d disregard anything he said until the 21st. And even when it is the 21st, if he doesn’t have a replacement ready to go, what’s he gonna do, personally come out to whatever outpost you’re in and evict you himself? (Vladimir’s) Bitch, please.

I don’t know the specifics about where this happened (we’re a big state, after all) but lots of cities here actually already do have local ordinances outlawing the discharge of a firearm within their city limits.

They were in there to cover for the fact that she can’t hit them anymore herself.

My first thought when I heard he was inviting Americans to a party at the Kremlin was “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T DRINK THE TEA!” Now that I see it’s children being invited, my second thought went to German propaganda posters of Hitler being nice to children, because how could a man who likes children so much

I’m not really religious at all, I was raised Catholic but was never particularly devout and stopped going to church entirely (with the exception of my grandmother’s funeral ten years ago) when I was 11. I don’t pray, and I always feel awkward when people ask for prayers because I don’t really believe in it. Yet I

As far as I’m concerned they’re a terrorist organization.

I’m calling it: he’s going to ragetweet himself right into a stroke one of these days.

But to some of their dumbfuck base, contraceptives are abortion, so they’re against that too. I fucking hate the Bible beating cretins in this state.

This, as long as they’re okay with living in the suburbs. Those are what really need bluing, the cities are blue enough and overcrowded as it is.

I hope she’s now an ex-coworker, after HR had a little chat with her about calling people at work “fucking idiots”?

Branson: Disneyland for Olds.

I’ve got a gorgeous Met collection scarf I bought at the art museum in Houston when they put on an entire exhibition of French paintings borrowed from the Met. It’s basically a reproduction of the pattern of this shawl in this Ingres painting and it’s beautiful.

Hard earned, LOL.

Both. It’s always both.

Given their views on science, I’m not so sure that lab research into creating such a thing wouldn’t actually qualify as a form of self-defense. Not that the Trumps are actually anything resembling blue-bloods. They’re moneyed vulgarians, that’s it. If you could isolate the “expensive trash” gene and attack it, then

Before they do away with all the scientists we better get that time travel thing working so we can all go back to that blissful time when we didn’t know who any of these idiots were. As it is I’m extremely tired of waking up to the seething resentment that these assholes have been foisted upon the majority of us by a