Welp, I’ve already written off several relatives in the aftermath of this. My mom’s least-liked sister even tried to come at her about me dynamiting those bridges, but we don’t know what she had to say because if my mom sees her number in her voicemail she just deletes it anyway. She bragged to my mom once about…

I’m so pissed about this. You just know there was so much dirt on him that never saw the light of day that would have completely evaporated his platform. Fuck the complicit media.

Call your government people starting at the local level and going up. Voice your concerns. Hold them accountable. Donate your time, money, whatever you can to organizations that will help the people who are going to be hurt by this administration. If you see one of those people who will be hurt by this mess being…

I would actually love that. He’s got revolution running through his veins on both sides - mom’s side was in the Irish Civil War and his dad’s side in the Spanish one against Franco, and he’s demonstrably proud of it. The right would shit themselves.

He has NO IDEA how any of this works. If he isn’t impeached within a month of taking office (or, if by some Hail Mary last minute miracle never makes it there to begin with - I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, I DO I DO I DO) I’m going to have really sore head over the next four years from having to bang it against things every…

He was also emotionally not ready to run/take on the responsibility after his son’s death. Totally understandable.

Saw the stories on that yesterday. Glad you’re safe! Soooo many earthquakes all over yesterday, it’s almost like the earth is making its disapproval known.

And then they spend the next 4 years quietly frustrating the orange menace by randomly moving things around the house to confuse him and fucking with his schedule. I would die.

“Comfortable middle” is exactly it. A friend of mine noted that among her Trump-supporting ex-relatives, all of them owned their own homes, as well as expensive consumer goods that people like us either can’t afford ourselves (or more likely, accept that we can’t afford so as not to burden ourselves with unnecessary…

What a bunch of idiots. If the Republicans couldn’t reel Trump in before the RNC, why do they think they can do it now?

I saw that ridiculousness and immediately gave money to Equality NC instead, and urged people on my Twitter timeline to also give their money to groups supporting communities the NC GOP is actively working to harm.

It’s the only contest he’s going to win this year, I hope.

What the actual fuck is that entire paragraph about Hawaiians?

They sure seem to understand presumption of innocence when it comes to Trump being accused of assaulting so many women, despite his own admission on tape. But when there’s no evidence of any of the things they’ve accused the Obamas or Hillary Clinton of? Oh, they’re totally guilty.

You know, he probably still wakes up in the middle of the night from the most awful flashbacks.

I was so disgusted when he threw Melania under the bus like that and then told her to stand up in front of everybody. It wasn’t funny, it was abusive.

That’s a conspiracy theory I could actually get on board with if I thought there was a snowball’s chance in hell of it being true. But no, the much more depressing truth is that there are as many equally terrible people in this country, and Trump is just their loud orange avatar.

That doesn’t even make any sort of physiological sense.

It’s from a very famous SNL OG cast skit.

That’s Siobhan Thompson! She’s very funny.