The problem is none of them are any good at it. It could be done, I think any one of us here could smack some truly sick burns on Trump (but also we’re not running for president so we don’t really give a fuck about looking professional or whatever). Instead they give him gas for his fire with lukewarm jibes about his…

It’s really easy, when you start a comment click on the little Aa that appears in the right top corner of your comment, then click on the little picture at the very end of the menu that drops down. You’ll get a popup asking you to either insert an image url or upload an image from your computer. That’s it! Super easy.…

That’s actually kind of frightening.

I believe so, yes.

Nailed it.

Don’t you need a law degree to be a judge? Or like... just to be aware of our laws, and how they work in general? Not that this is going to be a real courtroom, but this is very, very weird. They’d be better off just staging it as family dinners with America’s Drunk Auntie Sarah going off on incoherent rants over the…

Yup, just about anyone who works service industry in/around downtown is never allowed to take time off this time of year.

The local news outlets have said it wasn’t her. She moved to France last year, so I’m not even sure she was in town.

I would say there’s a #SXSWLikeALocal joke in here if there was anything about this that was funny, but there isn’t. Good luck to the girlfriend. I was kind of surprised to hear it was someone different than his former fiancée who was such a big part of building up his businesses here. Had no idea they’d broken up but…

The horse is okay! Just think of it as the same type of trick as getting a dog to roll over on cue, just on a bigger scale.

Because my default reaction to Kate Nash is massive eye-rolling I must not be feeling okay? Okay.

“I actually happen to be a badass bitch from hell”

Katy’s just outside Houston and in the last few years there’s been a lot of Zetas activity in Houston. *If* it was a cartel, they’d be the ones I’d suspect.

From what the girl said, that’s not what it sounds like happened though. She told the Australian media she was wearing her mom’s corset top to the concert and it was too big. I don’t think Madonna was trying to yank down her top at all.

Yeah, I wouldn’t have brought that up until I had it and the receipt in my hands.

I’m pretty sure this was an accident, Madonna apologized and the girl’s okay with it. The people making a big deal out of it are probably the same people who were frantically phoning in complaints to the FCC when Justin Timberlake flashed Janet Jackson’s boob at the Super Bowl.

Their bodies aren’t cooperating because they aren’t also augmenting their boobs/asses to the right ratio via their friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon.

I want in on some of this no-fucks-given philosophy she’s got. I love it.

It gets old after a while, that’s all.

Seriously? Daulerio was a train wreck. If there was anybody whose professionalism I’d question... let’s say it wouldn’t be Emma Carmichael’s and leave it at that.