I like visiting SA but good god, yes this THE RIVER STINKS.

You mean the college town that is so hip that drinking is still banned and so was dancing until 1996? No thanks!

There are things they can do to reduce the number of cars on the road, but idiots keep voting down the bond elections that would get us all better public transit.

I have driven in Houston. Austin drivers are the ones that actively make me fear for my life.

I live in Austin now but I’m from the coast originally, so in addition to Bobby’s point about Mexican food, I’m also used to having fresh seafood. Dallas ain’t shit, because I won’t even eat seafood in Austin restaurants and I’m sure as hell not gonna eat it in DFW either.

Because she was in Mexico hiding her precious special snowflake from the authorities.

Going by the comments on their FB, they only posted dates for February, which are all gone now. They won’t add anything for March until the last week of February.

I’m pretty sure there’s something in the Bible that says stoning is the appropriate action. And yeah, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone...” blah blah blah but we know evangelicals haven’t read that much of the New Testament anyway, right?

I feel like this lady bringing her personal beliefs to work with her is somehow a violation of some law that can get her fired, but I’m not sure what.

“If you’re an evangelical, anyone who hasn’t “asked Jesus for forgiveness” is going to hell so really it’s all the same.”

This would be a pretty cool set for a photoshoot. I wonder how many magazine shoot stylists and/or fashion bloggers are screaming in frustration at how hard this must be to actually book.

Aslan is on the side of ‘Murrica, ‘cause if there’s one thing I have learned watching politics it’s that ‘Murrica loves Jesus. But I’m not sure we’re any better off trying to overthrow Tilda Swinton either, sooooo...

I know it was inadvertent, but I really want to see a chiaroscuro chair now. Add some ~HIGH DRAMA~ to your seating arrangements with the interplay of shadow and light!

Yes, and their languages too. Louisiana always uses the capitalized form, as far as I know.

Emperor Augustus would be very surprised to hear that, if he hadn’t been dead for two thousand years.

Because racist people see them as a threat to their imagined supremacy.

I don’t see anything that couldn’t be done with makeup and good lighting, but obviously that’s only my opinion!

You should see her baby pictures!

I’m not a plastic surgery expert or anything but I don’t think she’s done anything to her nose. I can remember what she looked like going back to about when she was maybe around 14-15 and just starting to get covered regularly by the media in Houston, and I don’t really see a dramatic difference other than what…

There needs to be some form of police force, because laws are meaningless without enforcement. Who else is gonna do it, vigilante posses? I don’t see that ending well at all. We need a police force. Just not the current militarized one we have.