Shitfaced is the norm on dirty 6th, so you basically have to be violent also to get arrested there.

No kidding. I’ve even seen wake-up-the-next-morning-in-the-ER drunk before in this town but never seen anyone get arrested for it.

I see what you did there.

YES. The last time it happened though I didn’t even really enjoy it, so the next time I’m drinking and am offered one I’ll probably pass.

Chocolate is gluten free, if you splurge on the good stuff. There is no reason a child needs to be condemned to subbing broccoli for candy. And I actually like broccoli, but I would never call it “a treat”. That sounds like some nonsense some fun-hating parents Stockholmed into their child.

I feel so sad for that poor brainwashed child. Not enough to share my jumbo Halloween bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups or anything, but I do pity the kid.

This is a really, really good interview!

I would pay someone to ask this guy at one of his rallies if he has “a vewy gweat fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus”.

He dismembered a goat, drank its blood, may be a neo-Nazi, and yet this guy’s still only a fraction of a percent crazier than the lunatic fringe the mainstream GOP candidates pander to on a regular basis.

Awww that’s adorable that J. Lo thinks she’s scarier than the shit Shirley’s probably seen back in Glasgow.

All the people I knew only did that braggadocio crap when we were teenagers. Once we all hit 21 and could legally buy our own booze we all snapped out of it.

Eliminating women with previous experience from their eligibility criteria seems like a really stupid way to find some woman, somewhere, who is capable of eventually mustering up enough pity to have sex with one of these asshats.

Like they’d have anything else to compare to!

Bride #1 is probably the only one who wore the foundation garments intended for that style of dress.

Yeah, I was just saying further up the post that the bodice was intended for an hourglass corset and it doesn’t look right.

That bodice was meant to be worn with an hourglass corset. The fit’s just not right otherwise.

Same. Chanel = Madison, just in college instead of witch school.

LOL OK

Awwwww diddums! I really have no idea why you’re so obsessed with trying to be insulting enough to win whatever this little game you think we’re playing is, but it’s precious.

I am guessing “inflammation” is this year’s “allergic to gluten”.