as more people start using them

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.

I’m pretty sure the next letter is the column is going to be:

Was going to say the same. Either the restaurant is screwing the staff or the staff isn’t thinking hard enough about what the 2% actually is and undervaluing CC tips.

Some restaurant owners will even deduct credit card processing fees (usually around 2-3 percent) from a server’s tips, so a nice 18 percent tip ends up somewhere around a mediocre 15 percent tip in my pocket.

So I’ve seen all 9 Best Picture nominees and honestly, whoever said that Call Me By Your Name would have been a TV movie if it was not for the gay angle is right. Hell, it would have been a Travel Channel documentary if it did not have the sex scenes.

The queer reading of the movie is completely valid (and one that I read while watching). Growing up closeted can be more than just “putting on a mask”. Have you never heard of homophobic parents keeping their flamboyant or butch or otherwise non-gender-confirming children out of view of others? This Onion video, a…

You’re thinking of the now defunct national 55 limit. That was born out of the ‘73 gas crisis.

So if Wonder Woman were not Wonder Woman she’d get mopped up. Makes sense.

They knew that they couldn’t storm Jabba’s palace, so the plan was to get everyone inside the palace and take it down.

It’s been a long time, but at least in the novelization of ROTJ, it is mentioned that Luke, while not having a plan, does have some sort of strategy. His lightsaber attack on the skiffs and barge were mentioned as ‘Jedi rule of thumb’ type elements.

...statisticians still believe in determinism...

To be fair, in order to make a Google query you have to think of the question. So it would have to occur to you to google “lettuce colors” or “weird lettuce varieties” first.

But how will you even know to google something if you don’t know it exists?

I worked with an Office Mom for years. She brought it all on herself. No one expected her to do certain tasks beyond her job (making cakes for birthdays, searching out reviews for every product that might be purchased no matter how important, etc), but she did and then she’d Office Martyr it up for praise. It was…

*INTERPRETER.

Here’s a better idea. Don’t make a reservation you don’t plan to use. Otherwise, us responsible people will find ourselves having to pay upfront, or something like that. We’ve had telephones for a long time, and they work really well; especially the one in your pocket. It takes a second to call and cancel.

I haven’t had this issued but I do find it easier to cut when I flip the bread on its side, rather than cutting from the top or bottom.

Everyone disapproves of everyone else’s representative, not their own. Everyone wants everyone else’s representative to retire. Just like sports where the scandalized player on other team must be banned whereas scandalized player on my own team must be forgiven.

I keep forgetting my second set until at least bed time. The other night, I had to get OUT of bed to do them but I did it.