Last Valentine’s Day, the local Dunkies sold heart-shaped doughnuts. I cut each and every one in half with jagged lines. People in the department still laugh about it occasionally.

But my mother told me that free food has no calories.

Not when one of them is Mother Theresa.

Of course, this process resulted in the message being changed from “stop jumping under busses” to “talk to your local old.”

I think he would have mentioned his being the only black guy there if he were.

In Boston, they start showing up between eight and nine.

I’m guessing this was a predominantly black nightclub.

Simba Mbili (curry powder) for East African cooking. I’ve been meaning to grind the spices needed for my own, as it’s not hechshered. Of course, I should have just bought pre-ground, as all I have is a small mortal and pestle.

I wonder if it was based on the kids following some unsafe practice, mixing the lemonade using hose water or leaving the pitcher out all day to ferment. In a lot of these kinds of stories, you have to trust the honesty of angry parents and ambulance-chasing journalists.

Late question: Honda has also been promising production of an electric Super Cub. Any word on whether that’ll be showing up stateside?

Shelf stable, immediately available, calorically dense, cheap? With crises like these, I’m guessing your first priority is preventing under-nutrition in the immediate timeline. That’s why the favored form of foreign food aid is basically just peanut butter and sugar.

sole traits, beyond her professionalism and perky boobs, are her vegetarianism and her love of Bach.

No, that’s drawn butter, so named for it having nothing to do with drawing. Lobster sauce, likewise, is named for its distinctive characteristic of having nothing to do with lobster.

From what I’ve heard, most researchers have generally found that trans identity is reliably true/permanent when it lasts into adolescence. When in childhood, there’s much less confidence, possibly caused by all the kids who also wake up and insist they’s dogs or dinosaurs or are wearing that Captain Hook prop full…

In Massachusetts, spring rolls will sometimes also be served with “lobster sauce,” which is largely composed of soy sauce and molasses.

Eh, I think it’s like razors in apples, poison in Tylenol, and crazy exes in that it’s an incredibly rare thing that turns into a major fear through media and word-of-mouth coverage. You could arguably add terrorism and school shootings to that list if you want to get political.

I think I remember the article on the first one, with a lot of verbiage about how it’s to use when you’re scared of saying “no” even though the recording is an accusation of not accepting a “no.”

There’s a mean joke about him making brown bread in here somewhere, and I like to think he’s appreciate it given his reputation for bawdiness.

Clearly a conspiracy by the ADL.

Yeah, but it’s largely an invocation of events prior to the movie setting.