I’ve long though it would be a clever make for a make to forgo pretentious and nonsensical model names and just name all its models after what model of car they are, such that the large CUV would be the “[Make] Large Crossover,” the subcompact would be the “[Make] subcompact” or “Subcompact Hatch” (because we all know…

I switch my 401K to a 530G and have something built up.

I can see it being a smart move at companies that give out a lot of bonuses and promotions. Nobody wants to be at home if there’s a high chance of a golden goose flying into the office.

I use tortilla chips in my tortilla.

To be fair, the leave, like retirement, is for the employee and society rather than the employer, and so should be an entitlement like Social Security.

I’ve heard a lot of couples like to time their leaves so that they don’t overlap. At the very least, you’re wasting some parenting time if you don’t wait for your wife to get out of the hospital.

It means “go fuck yourself,” right?

Nope, just some free brownies. Management has a mean sense of humour.

It’s, you know, poisoning.

Wait, was that not what he meant?

In total?

Semi-relevant joke article:

Pizza predates Columbus.

My knees touch before my thighs do. It’s not to the point of noticeable knock knees, but it’s there.

Do they sell Dorot cubes in your area? I swear by them.

I was under the impression that banks tend to penalize early payment.

Some day, I’m going to make a bulk order of cheap pepper grinders so every spice can live in its own grinder.

Vegans are for practice.

One of the Transformers wikis, TFwiki.net, has a culture of captioning images humorously. Here’s a random page.

There’s also the old stuff and anime. Little Witch Academia (both movies and series) is famous for its animation, and I think I’ve seen a few Cartoon Cartoons pop up.