I’ve been working from home for over a year and oh my goodness, claw clips have been my BF this entire time. All hail The Claw.

Do not like. I prefer Elder Millennial.

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

It is medically impossible to resist that temptation.

Bald dude question: how strong is the temptation to take one of these when not wearing it and pretend it’s some kind of venus flytrap eating your hand?

Am I the only one that hates the term geriatric millennials?

HE MOVED. to another state, and expected his parents to get it to him. So he abandoned his property. Presumably when they wanted to get his shit out of the basement these people aged 60+ may have opened a box. 

Dude had TWELVE BOXES of the stuff. I’m guessing there was indeed a previous issue.

Didn’t he abandon that property when he left? He can’t just keep shit at other people’s houses.  

If the calculators wasn’t solely used to spell “BOOBIES” I am going to be supremely disappointed in this man. Much like his parents are. 

The Y chromosome also ties into the mythology of Kanye as some kind of mad genius (vs. Britney as the girlish puppet with no mind of her own).

I’m guessing it has to do with his Y chromosome.

I think you (or the headline writer) mean flair. Yes, The Nanny rules.

I’m sorry, did Gaga not pay Ryan Fischer a ton of money for recovering from getting shot? I know everybody loves her and worships her, but she was still his employer. As Ryan was shot while walking her dogs that the attackers were trying to dognap, she’s liable and ethically obligated to take care of him.

I’m confused why Lavar Burton wasn’t the IMMEDIATE choice. Nothing made more sense than having him host.

Kitchenette goes, Pissing Contest goes, but Dirt Bag is apparently not going anywhere.

From the survey of men who grew their hair out in the pandemic here:

Not if its meant to be a 4 legged stool

Hi PA,

Yes, you should go! Big time.  I’ll be happy to get to drive to wine country (Ontario) this summer.  In our new vehicle that we get on Tuesday (Mazda CX-5 GT Turbo. I think her name is going to be Yara Greyjoy, since she is dark grey and we have decided, as of today, to embrace joy).