I kinda doubt that Miller is going to be that upset over some dead Jew.

Right? If he’s betting on the “honor” of a woman who has been credibly accused of trafficking minors for sex, that’s not a great bet.

I’m a Democrat and I voted for him twice (I was in my twenties then), but now I think he’s a rapist (I think Juanita Broaddrick told the truth) and almost certainly was involved in Epstein’s crimes. Plus which, in hindsight I see that what I thought of as just “infidelity” with Monica Lewinsky, which I considered a…

Cons keep thinking that Clinton is some sort of sacred cow to us the same way Toad Dick is to them (or pretty much any republican). The YOUNGEST person who could have voted for him would be 42 today. Half the population wasn’t even old enough to vote for him.

Pizzagate just got the address wrong. It was the basement of Buckingham Palace.

When a Trump-aligned lobbyist won’t take your case despite the fact that you’re a literal prince, you know you’re probably fucked.

This entire website has been downright bizarre and offensive with what’s going on right now. I am just dumbfounded by all of this.

“Every gender has a spirit womb.”

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Yeah I feel like this is actually what a politician accused of assault should say. I don't like Biden but Jez has the hate on, for sure. 

I mean, it’s so clearly an answer that girds his credibility.  But instead we get it spun as some kind of gaffe.

Of course Jez wishes Biden said some dumb shit, because, you know..

Biden should probably stop telling potential voters to not vote for him but, hey, I’m not his campaign manager.

I don’t know, at least he’s not that Mean Email Lady. I heard she was shrill.

I am that person. I’m a terrible gift buyer, so if I know that you like something I’m buying you ALL of it. Help others like me with heavy handed hints that are delivered in advance of Christmas and birthdays.

How much do you think a baby goes for on the free market? It’s not like you can just buy one and be done with it - they don’t stay cute forever, so you have to keep purchasing new inventory.

I feel that this quote is a challenge to all photographers to reproduce her work for a fraction of the cost. 

The news about Texas starting to re-open on Friday (literally three days from today! We passed 1,000,000 confirmed COVID-19 cases today in the US but Texas needs to re-open!) is worrying to me because, as the second-most-populated state in the country, its sway is huge. Particularly among other red states. Not all of…

If Pence brought the virus back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue I’d be totally okay with that.

Martin Short’s character pronouncing “cake” as “cock” was one of the more priceless moments.