The real story is that someone is spending Stinger GT money on a Golf

Here are some less dark pictures.

I really hope they bring it back as a crossover. 

It loses something when you say an old Vauxhall Zafira MPV with this handle as a hand brake.

Yes. this is me before I got my prescription updated.

That’s not a Saabaru, that’s a Saablazervoyadader.

Who needs reliability when you have a 6.0L V8 ?

It probably made a lot of sense being broadcasted on “Channel 5" as well. In a few years all new cars will have electrical engines with no gears too, and the name will be even more outdated..

I think this is only in dynamic mode.

...and a $740 rear wiper delete.

Will it still have a $370 optional rear wiper?

The author agrees:

At 135k the bearing I can’t believe the bearing would all of a sudden let go. Maybe it’s lucky and has the dual row bearing. I would just test for metal in the oil when you change all the fluids.

You do a lot of cool shit when you’re bored at work Torch

This is the content I come to Jalopnik for

Pfffft. The current gen (E89) Z4 is a great looking car, and it made a spectacular looking race car.

I have a feeling if this were Tesla, the article would be a bit more like:

This thing will boogie pretty nice now. RF is damn handsome too.

+4 hamsters

I applaud this guy for doing what ever he wants to his car, especially one that was pretty much an inch from being crushed somewhere. And I am pleasantly surprised Ferrari has not tried to sue the guy yet, for some dumb reason or another.