If offered in a manual, this will be hard to resist.

No need to insult vaginas.

Everyone on this page should respond with:

I’m guessing it’s at least partly because he’s one of the founders of DC Shoes, who sell a lot of skater/surfer dude brogear. Always be selling, they say

Them DC Sponsorship deals though.

Next: lunakhana. Ken block hooning the lunar rover on the moon.

Ken, you finally beat me. The only thing you’ve got that I still don’t like is your fashion sense, and I can’t judge people on that. You win Ken. I like you now! Get some grown up clothes!

Ha, the license plate is fake. I ’Shop that in often when I get a direct-rear photo of a car to see who’s paying attention.

If FCA sells off Jeep, I predict within a few years there will be no FCA left. Are any of their other brands actually making money? I guess they do sell a lot of Ram trucks, and they’ll probably sell a few Chargers to rental and police agencies, but that’s about it.

That’s an upside-down van!

Maybe they’ll be more welcoming if you arrived via jet pack.

This is why rally racing is my favorite (on four wheels, at least). So dynamic! Jumping, drifting, lots and lots of turns. NASCAR and F1 are snoozefests by comparison.

Obligatory:

Here’s a photo of the suspect.

No. When you buy a car, it is a thing that you own. You are not a steward of the vehicle, to preserve it for future generations. You use it as you see fit.

(when you’re out on the town and the edibles hit)

Not that the camera is making it easy (seriously, why do all these cameras suck) but my gut is saying Kia Optima.

It’s a Chechen wedding. Car closest to the bride and groom is considered the best or some shit. It’s their tradition, they always do it.

This means the engine’s torque (700 lb-ft at 1,200 rpm) gets multiplied by that value, yielding a maximum of over 2 million lb-ft of grunt at the wheels.