do u have venmo

Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

.....oh.

Could be the opening scene of his own personal Falling Down.

Back in the late 80's I lived in a huge apartment complex in Phoenix. You had a single assigned parking space and there were a bunch of unmarked spaces open to everyone. The complex was being remodeled and several large dumpsters had been placed around the complex for construction debris. I saw a guy in a pretty new…

+1 for malfunctioning replicant. Where’s a Blade Runner when you need one?

After watching the zoom on the driver, I’m guessing he was either on something, having a weird medical episode, or a malfunctioning replicant

when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

My 2017 Charger R/T Scat pack is a Muscle car through and through. A straight-line monster with no frills, buuuut it happens to be a whale of a sedan. Is that a problem under the official definition of muscle car presented here?

A Fox Body Mustang.

Can’t blame the guy buffing the floor above someone who left flammable material out. Also, horrible local “claims contradicted” news people are horrible.

OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK

Yeek yeek. Woop woop. I am not playing around.

Baron Kenneth von Blockenstein would like a word with you:

I once drove a 142 rally car

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.