JEB!

More proof that satire is now impossible. 

That’s why you take off as soon as the coup happens.

Considering the alternative, I’ve got my eye on the Canadian boarder.

I’ve been mentally comparing him to the candidate from The Deadzone since like September. Dude is nuttier than a three balled scrotum.

Actually how are his surrogates supposed to know what he’s doing? He does stuff at random and probably doesn’t brief them.

He can handle his activities of daily living all right, but beyond that, needs help with everything else :-)

As a counter argument I cite the rest of the bible.

My biggest concern is that the Navy won’t have a true air superiority fighter for the next 30-40 years. That’s a long time to bank on having the right bases for F-22s in the event of a peer level conflict.

The gig economy is hurtling on a crash corse with a guaranteed minimum income. Which I’m fine with, but Silicon Valley better wake up and realize it. The alternative will make the Cambodian Genocide look like a holiday trip.

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None of those are constitutionally protected rights.

I’m not.

The gun won’t be found until the new FBI director gets there.

Is it near Mar-a-Lago? I hear there’s a lot of criminals there.

Russia holds “elections”

From what I hear Trump *is* looking to fire the temporary director and replace him before a new head of the FBI is named.

Is that when everything you say makes the opposite more likely? Because I think that’s where we are.

Most autocrats are stupid and bad at being autocrats. Putin is an outlier.