No spankings = Not a party

Does Hackers count? Angelina Jolie. Extra hot in that.

The 3 hour version is better.

Actually, to be fair, if you really think about it, I’m just playing Devil’s advocate.

But everyone gets to line up and spit on his corpse!

The GOP: A rich father that refuses to take anyone to the hospital but himself.

Vers is a card game designed to feed you words and context so that you—yes you, likely a person who in reality can not write rhymes—can create your own raps that do not suck.

Ya wall gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here

Repeat until the heat death of the universe.

“Half-Life 3 rumor discredited.”
Fixed that for ya.

Mahogany.

...the world’s first commercially-produced handcrafted wooden computer.

And Nixon was willing to kill journalists.

Gaggle?

“I don’t speak Italian” didn’t work in Italy, but people here in the USA seem to hate people who speak a foreign language, so maybe it’ll work?

PTSD can really make dating difficult.

I love Anya’s enthusiastic response.

My friend used to work for them. I asked about it and yeah, they totally get requests from women. Not nearly as many, but more than a few.

Well, your ISP can do it now, so...