At least they had enough company script.

Sounds like a New York realtor’s daughter to me.

Sounds like she has her father’s head for business. They are truly a family of Ferengi, except the women are sometimes allowed clothes.

I would never question how Putin tricking Trump into boosting both their poll numbers plays into preventing gay wedding cakes from using the bathroom of their choice.

In most universes this *is* a broad satire. We’re just the poor bastards who actually have to live it out. Hope they’re laughing hard.

Dyslexia can actually be helpful for theoretical physics. Einstein even had it. Trump probably is dyslexic, but I’m not sure he’d be able to read even if he wasn’t.

Well, he got free donuts for life. *is imminently sent to hell*

I’m currently of the opinion that an EMT should be at any timed eating contest. You actually are one! Can you give me your professional opinion? I’d appreciate it. :)

You should really have an EMT.

Yet people do this kind of thing all the time. It’s a second degree felony in Washington State.

Yeah, EMTs should be required for any timed eating contest. This is a common occurrence.

This is why EMTs should be required on site to host a timed eating contest.

Competitive eating should legally require EMTs on site. (or at least timed ones should) This isn’t an uncommon occurrence. Personally I just eat as much as I can for the love of the game. No need for a timer.

Boom. Exactly this. The 90's was a time when a lot of people were trying to be sexually liberal without knowing what the fuck they were doing. It was messy. Sometimes it was ugly. Sex positive culture grew out of that but in the mid 90's no one knew what a munch was or even if there was a universal definition of…

What the fuck people?! Are we really doing this? Are we really going to make up bullshit off the top of our heads and then use it to justify blackmail? There are times when you don’t play Devil’s Advocate. Way to make the MRAs look right for a change. Fuck!

It’s like poor people don’t even read 18th century satirical literature for life advice anymore.

I was abused until I became disabled from it and then abused for being disabled. Good times.

“Funny story - it is literally impossible to pick yourself up by the bootstraps. Think about it. It was never meant to be used to seriously suggest someone fend for themselves, it was originally meant to be used in jest. Dumbass Republicans can’t even tell a joke right.”

Apparently they meant congress.

I kinda feel like the movie gets hate for depicting people from 1997 realistically.