He’s got a job at The Trump Network after the election.

I think teen and adult gaming/social media may have played a role simply by keeping people in their own homes more.

I never got the impression Carson expected to be President or knew he was running.

By “best in the field” they mean the other growers are in awe of his dank weed.

*Typical day at Trump’s Doctor* “Do you suffer from cronic pain or insomnia? Just check whatever you want. I’ll laminate your medical card.”

Christie burned all his other bridges. *savors pun*

He’s promised them their own shows on The Trump Network.

He’ll be buried in a red hat, white pearls, purple dress, and sensible heels.

Not being allowed to live your identified gender can put a lot of stress on your mental health.

Not even if he looked like Drew Barrymore.

I don’t think war crime footage should be protected by state secret laws.

After a decade of working on Trek it’s understandable Moore was ready to do something darker.

Grabbing someone by the pussy should only be done with full consent and a safeword.

Like, I’d have been more for her just based on the content of the speeches.

People expected a 47% type remark.

Does she not know how bad that made her look? Hmm. No, I think it was about appearing strong. She’s pretty obsessed with that. Which I totally get for boomer women her age.

+1 for ‘Pussygate’.

Sweet. We’ll rent minor league hockey arenas the day after games to minimize start up costs.

As another childhood adrenaline junky, I declare you a badass.

I’m down for roller derby style women’s hockey. In fact, why isn’t this a thing yet?