Just keep lowering those education standards, folks. It's not like America isn't already the laughingstock of every first-world nation as it is.

#COTD anyone?

Because as everyone knows, all white people are racists.

I'm really hoping to see some more info on GTA5 at E3 this year.

Hah. Not a freakin' chance.

I really like popcorn.

The cheapest car I ever bought was a 1989 Dodge Omni, for $500, in 1997. It had 147,000 miles and for two years was a constant money pit. I sold it two years later and got 200 bucks for it.

If I ever got one of these old barges, the first thing I'd do is put disc brakes on it, at least up front.

Possibly. It's just as well, I thought it was foul-tasting anyway.

uhhh....okay...I'm just gonna start backing away slowly..

Problem is, people are stupid. You'll get roughly half the workforce that does what it's told nearly all the time, about a quarter that does it when someone's paying attention, and the rest won't do it at all. Security measures like this are a requirement for companies because they have to pander to the lowest…

I suspect I may have had an allergic reaction to something that was in it. That's the only logical explanation I can think of for why it made me so sick so fast.

One of my favorite bits from Firefly. Simon and Mal are talking.

Tequila doesn't make me crazy. It makes me violently ill. Ten years ago, I'd only had ONE shot of ...I forget the brand, was probably cheap. Maybe Cuervo, I dunno. It was the only drink I'd had all night—because after drinking that, I didn't want to drink or eat anything else. I have never felt that sick in my…

I remember in the early 90s Ford had disks like that, called Ford Simulator. I dunno how they were distributed—I got them at a computer software outlet—but they were fairly interesting. They included everything the Buick disk did, along with an actual driving course where you could take a very crude virtual test…

So brute force DOES work.

So do I. It's more comfortable and gives me better control over the car.

The last one I had no effing clue since I live in that uncivilized part of the world they call "not New York City". The rest of them? I didn't recognize the Tabasco bottle at all since I never buy the stuff. I got what the rest of them were (except the white-out...I thought that was a bottle of nail polish) but not…

GTA4's multiplayer was a total blast when you could get a decent number of people in a game. Just having a dozen or so people causing chaos in Free Mode was fun because you never really knew what was going to happen. You could be running down the street and all of a sudden 3 guys in a Merit come screaming around a…

Not every game has to be funny. If a developer wants to tell a serious story, it should be serious. A little light comic relief isn't a bad idea, but the game doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. Some games work well with lots of humor. Some don't. I doubt Mass Effect would have worked as well if it'd been a…