I'll agree with you on the tequila. I've had ONE shot of Cuervo in my life, and I swear to you it will be my last. I thought I was going to barf my guts out in that bathroom.

I think you're right, but I'm not sure.

I had someone try to mug me, once. Grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and demanded my wallet. So I headbutted him. That got him to back off, which gave me the opportunity to grab his shoulders, ring his bells and run.

It's been said very few people will ever need a gun—but those who do will need it VERY badly.

Here's the thing. Every car is going to be different to some degree. Find what works best for your car. My car seems to do best around 65 MPH. My old Dodge did its best around 45. My friend's Corvette gets its best mileage around 80 believe it or not.

Everyone should check their tires a minimum of once a month. Do it when they're cold, as the heat from driving will cause a false high reading. If you're more than 5 lbs under, fill them up.

Lowering the speed limit will not significantly reduce vehicle speeds. It WILL however significantly increase ticket revenue for various state police forces across the country.

Very useful for the cop trailing behind you.

Great. Just what I always wanted—to listen to more shitty techno!

I guess this means I go back to writing checks to myself to get cash...great.

I was writing a story in a world where magic worked a little differently. Magical ability is about what you'd expect from this type of thing—spells are learned from books and can be learned by just about anyone of at least moderate intelligence (if you can read the instructions, you can learn magic). The…

Even if I had the money for the purchase price—which I don't—I sure as HELL don't have the money to keep it roadworthy. The interior needs to be completely redone, the paint needs redone, those flaky electrics will give me nothing but trouble and on top of all that it's not a very pretty car to start with. Only a…

I'm fairly sure I pumped enough quarters into the Pole Position machine at the local arcade to buy the damn thing.

I'd say this is a pretty good list overall. I'm happy the 5.0 Ford made it in and I'm equally happy the 335's straight six got in as well. I'm a little mystified as to what the Hyundai Accent's motor is doing here, but otherwise I've got no real complaints.

Dude, the OLD Dart was an econobox!

I think it fits perfectly. The Dart was Dodge's compact economy car back in the 60s. It was never particularly fast or even all that pretty compared to its contemporaries. It was basic transportation. So is the new Dart—except the new car is decidedly better-looking.

If I could, I would. You're going to have a hard time getting this much car for that much money brand new.

Dude, the Sonic is built in Michigan.

Bullshit. I saw the people in the front row cringe.

Seriously not cool, dude. It was 70 years ago. We already kicked their asses.