No car could live up to the hype surrounding this vehicle. So no, it won't.

Why, because most of their mascot characters have been dead for years?

I kind of have a weakness for big American land barges. I'm not really sure why.

The Sonic impressed the hell out of me. Were I looking, I'd have bought one. (Turbo, hatchback, 6-speed stick TYVM)

I dunno man. This year they've got a decent shot at it if they can stay healthy. The Niners are solid this season. I think it's gonna be them or Green Bay.

I'm sorry, I forgot the only thing that matters to this generation of gamers is graphical prowess.

Work hard my ass. Daddy bought him that car and all the rest. He's never worked a day in his life.

Finally, some entertainment from this franchise.

Old nickname I picked up in college. Long story.

I'm not ready for a new system yet either. Both the PS3 and 360 have a lot of horsepower, and a lot of life left in them. Plus, these things aren't getting any cheaper and I'd like to get as much out of them as I can. I'll probably have them until at least the middle of this decade and I'm OK with that.

I didn't even leave the house yesterday. I live 15 minutes away from 4 big shopping centers. No way in hell was I going out there.

It's not funny because there are people out there who ARE this dense.

Boy is it deep in here..time to break out the hip waders.

That's one of the things I've always liked about this country.

We distrust our government because we've seen what happens when government takes too much power in other parts of the world. You get pogroms. You get genocide. You get jackbooted thugs in the middle of the night. You get abject poverty (and I mean the "can't eat" kind of poverty, not the "can't afford cable"…

I still love the music in that trailer. R*'s sound people are top-notch.

1. I hate the phrase "first world problems". Just another method of guilt-tripping, no better than your parents telling you there are starving children in Africa to make you eat your brussel sprouts.

Generally when people think "American accent" they're thinking that neutral Midwest tone of voice or a California accent—because they're fairly mild and they don't grate on people's nerves as quickly. And by California accent I don't mean the valley girl or surfer dude, I mean an average citizen from, say, San Diego.…

Punch them in the sack?

Um, hi? I'm single. I'm over 30. If it's that much of a problem, I think I could provide a solution for...well, one of them anyway. None of the women in this country want anything to do with me.