Hire an assistant.

Until games like TES came along, in an RPG if you saw something it was probably important—so you took it. Nobody ever stopped you and you grew accustomed to just taking everything in sight that you could wrap your mitts around.

Thing is we don't know how much Call of Duty. Couple hours a day? No problem. A good chunk of the weekend? Probably not a problem. Every free moment he has? PROBLEM.

I can give you one damn good reason not to just "cut his losses"...it's called alimony.

I like these films. They're pretty dry, but if you ever wanted to know, here's the answer in simple English.

I'd be willing to bet politics had a lot to do with it. Either the producer pissed someone off in Hollywood, or his personal political beliefs don't match what the Hollywood crowd prefers (if you aren't at least somewhat liberal, you won't get anywhere in Hollywood)

The Oscars are nothing but a self-congratulatory circle jerk where a bunch of industry bigwigs gather around to pat each other on the back and tell themselves how clever and smart and enlightened they all are, unlike those rubes out in flyover country that'll watch whatever pretty flashing lights they put on a screen.

Stupid Thing #5: Shopping Hungry.

Yes she does. But only in her chest—it has the power to make the rest of her completely invisible.

You see? This is exactly the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

In Saints Row 3, creating a completely ridiculous-looking character is half the fun.

I'm generally not the kind of guy that does his own work.

There's a lot of stuff I haven't played that honestly I know I'll probably never get to. I can't play everything—gotta pay the bills after all—so I decide what I want to play the most and let everything else slide. If later on I find I have more free time and see something I missed in the used section or the bargain…

If more electric cars looked like that, they'd sell a lot more of them. Holy crap is that thing beautiful.

I'll just leave this here for you...

They're especially handy at backing up traffic on a two lane double-stripe road for two miles.

Of course not. They're commercial vehicles, aren't they?

God in Heaven I have to have one of those. I have no goddam clue what I'd do with it except sit in the garage and listen to that wonderful noise...but what else would I need it for?

balls no. I want one too.

I have to echo Tom's experience. I've had one or two minor hiccups on the PS3 version (where there's been a LOT of shit going on) but otherwise it's been rock steady.