It looks cool and all, but why doesn't anyone make a wine bucket out of something that'll actually insulate? Like ceramic or porcelain?

There are a thousand audiophiles jerking off to this right now.

We're pretty good at designing camouflage, so yeah—I'm pretty confident this'll work.

You and me both. I'm really looking forward to this now.

The gameplay needs to be good. The writing needs to be good. The graphics need to be good. The audio needs to be good.

I think they did the best they could with what they had. I liked it.

Once you drive a car with a HUD, you'll be loath to go without.

As opposed to the utter bullshit every other media outlet has spewed about the Tea Parties.

I don't waste my time bitching about games I don't like. I have better things to do—like play the games i DO like.

Dozens of times...

Get rid of the nickel too and round everything to the nearest dime.

I use them. The vending machines at work dispense them. I don't really care either way—it all spends the same.

What I could really use is a keyboard I could toss in the dishwasher when it got dirty.

I have a few questions that likely won't be addressed in the trailer.

In Vice City, I listened to every station because ALL the music was fantastic—even the old-school hip-hop. In SA there was stuff I didn't personally care for—I didn't listen to Radio Los Santos at all (because I hate gangsta rap) but KDUST, Bounce and Radio X were my stations of choice. In GTA4 it was LRR and Radio…

That is one tasty-looking ice cream sandwich.

So basically you want Saints Row: The Third, with a few tweaks.

Italian styling. American horsepower. What's not to like?

That's if they had ONE. They'll have a lot more than one.

"Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."