I am fully convinced that this is the best movie made in the past ten years, for a whole slew of reasons. I didn’t even realize what an awesome feminist movie it was until a buddy sent me this link:

If you want to dive waaaay deep into the Costuming as Plot Device rabbit hole, check out the Mad Style column at tomandlorenzo.com — it’s pretty amazing.

Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

And I'm always skeptical of those "convenient evolutionary explanations" anyways. You should read some evolutionary scientist's attempts to explain the existence of the hymen back in the 50's. Comedy gold.

Wow. That was pretty classy.

I'm in love with how open about it he is and his sense of humor about it. You go DDD.

Oh, this is going to be delightful. Hit me with your best shots, commenters (pun intended!!)

"I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?"

You forgot the queen of this category...

Ed Harris. Damn.

I don't care who you are; I don't care how wrinkly-old he is. If anyone says they wouldn't hump the holy hell out of Michael Caine, they are damned, dirty liars.

To me, David Bowie is beyond this list completely. Like, his sexiness is the Ur sexiness or something.

Where's Christopher Walken? I can't be the only one to give it a thought...

I'm appalled that you've forgotten Dustin Hoffman! He's actually the cutest funniest older man out there. And if you're going to discuss sexy voices on an older man: hello... Morgan freeman! Come on!

Also, I am sure I am not alone here either.

And David Bowie (66).

This is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. The fact that someone knitted a tuxedo sweater for a penguin is hilarious.