No, it wouldn’t. Also, I can’t wait to see what maliciousness Hildi brings this time around. I’m absolutely convinced she’s a functioning sociopath who’s figured out a way to get into people’s homes just to ruin them.

3% of millennials turned out to vote for that special election.

I’ll take political insider over political incompetent. Nixon isn’t running for mayor of a medium-sized town, or comptroller, or a spot on the NYC council. She is *entirely* unqualified for this and the fact that she’s running for governor shows how unqualified she is. This isn’t a young Democrat with a long-term plan…

Or everyone could just get over themselves and do Pilates. Yeah, I said it. Pilates.

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

This shit needs to be moved back to proving grounds. I didn’t sign up to be an unwitting participant in Travis kalanick’s experiment.

Carson went on to note that it’s 2018 and if you don’t want to lose your woman, you better eat some pussy. After which he highlighted the differences in the ways black and white people do things.

New Yorkers deserve more cosmopolitan leaders

Did you mean vapid?

Here’s my guess: Trump texted her, asking her to send him a photo of her topless. She complied and now has texts of both his request and his reaction. Because this is such a common thing guys request via text. You guys out there know I’m right.

Weinstrin seems like a distraction in what should be his head on a plate for how he handled giving Javantka a free get out of jail ccard. He is a true low level enforcer for Fat Pot

Actually, seems like she has a pretty good understanding of how she lost the election. I wish she’d realized before that for Trump voters, his bigotry and misogyny and general shittiness was a feature, not a bug.

If he is not in jail with Ivanka at this time, blame Cyrus Vance. Dirtiest D.A in NY history.

Plenty of smart people have said this, but you’d have to look elsewhere other than Splinter.

Hey Katherine as a black woman would say, “Show me the lie.” He “won” The Presidency with the lowest minority percentage in history.He’s made it his and the administrations mission to attack and demonize anyone non white and non hetero in this country. So please tell me why should she shut up? Has anyone told Bernie…

Just a daily reminder that Trump is so stupid, not even average lawyers will take him as a client. He literally uses the worst lawyers there is because they’re the only ones that would take a colossal idiot like Trump as a client.

I have to wonder why ABC News decided to lead with this story tonight. Trump’s lawyers seem to be singularly dim about how things work in Washington. It’s like they think they’re still bullying sub-contractors in New York City.

Plus some Hiaasen for the chapters that take place in Florida.

Dont watch Mother. As an autistic person who gets very anxious when social rules arent followed it was the most UNCOMFORTABLE movie of all time.

It was clear that Don Jr didn’t give a shit about his wife when, after they received the cornstarch, he didn’t take a “time out” to spend time with her and their children. Even if it was just for PR purposes, he could have parlayed that into some kind of fight against bipartisanship with a sighing interview with Fox.