If I’m not allowed to come to the GMG offices later today and personally make fun of Drew Magary for his Chopped appearance, I will be filing a complaint at the Hague for violation of my human rights!

Yup. And yet.. I kinda wanna buy every Jez commenter who called this out a beer. 

Interesting strategy by NYPD. How often do police loudly leak that they’re ready to arrest someone, especially a wealthy flight risk like Ol’ Harvey?

You wanna talk about JEZEBEL CONTENT to argue that they should have taken Rich more seriously? Because if Hendricks, or her publicist, knew anything about Jezebel their best response would have been “clean your fucking house and then we’ll talk.”

Seriously? Jezebel just posted an entire article of a man bitching that a woman refused to give him more of her time than she chose, and refused to talk about certain subjects against her will? Then takes her agency away by insisting Big Bad Publicist wouldn’t let her when she clearly didn’t want to?

Here’s the thing though: Rich is not a journalist. And they didn’t contact him to set up a proper interview with a journalist. They reached out to entertainment reporters working for digital media companies to promote her film, in the hopes of getting a positive story about the movie and Hendrick’s performance. That’s…

Right? The movement is already being used by both the left and the right to selectively gslight women, promote the Damaged Slutz trope, promote that ‘See how dangerous hook-up culture, female immodesty, and allowing women Too Much Choice can be?’ narrative, and justify smearing famous women as predator’s hookers.…

I feel that Christina would have answered such questions if she wanted to answer them and likely was a part of the decision not to take those questions. Imo the publicist did not prevent her.

Every time I read a hot piece of garbage on this family of sites I think it’s totally going to be the bottom this time. And then another contributor says “hold my beer” and churns out a fresh turd.

Pro tip: if the best question you could come up with was “Have you been to a trailer park before?”, that 5-second pause was CH looking at her publicist, her publicist looking at her, and the two of them simultaneously shaking their heads and rolling their eyes.

Source: every conference call I’ve ever been on when I…

I bet it’s really frustrating to try to promote your work, only to have it derailed and ignored by someone throwing a tantrum because he only wanted to talk about his interests, even though you’ve already made your views on that topic clear in the past ... just not with him.

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.

Why are you here? You don’t like us and we don’t like you.

...... No dude. Just no.

WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS just because you’re a gay guy (and therefore not threatening or something????) at a women’s site.

I just eyerolled into oblivion.

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

And 63% of white men.

So which one gets custody of Justin?