part of me is amazed how many “normals” have stories about james franco cuz the closest i’ve ever been to a famous person is sitting next to mallory from the real world on a plane.

Holy crap I didn’t realize that there were already women saying something when I posted on the article last night I feel like an ass being acting like I knew something or was doing something good. I had something I really wanted to say before I started typing this but it’s all leaving me now.

All I know is that he…

I was annoyed that Get Out was shut out, but the more I read about the movie that got a lot of awards at the GGs instead, the more I’m pissed off.

The Trump childrens’ Instagrams offer decent insight to how they operate. Don Jr. is tasteless, focused on enforcing gender-norm stereotypes with his children (“my little man” and “daddy’s girl” are oft-used phrases), and creepily obsessed with his father’s opposition. Eric lacks personality or conviction. Tiffany…

Y’all, I’m freaking out more than a little. My husband is Salvadoran. His family has been here for 17 years. We’re in the process of getting his green card, but his TPS work permit expires in March, as does his sister’s and parents’. I have no idea what we’re gonna do. I don’t understand much of immigration law at…

As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

Seeing as we’re all going to die very soon, I’d like to confess that I do watch the Big Bang Theory from time to time.

“With great power comes great responsibility” lol fuck you dude

Was this whole exposition really necessary? No need to massage your ego because you know the best way to electrocute someone. It may be funny to you as a man because you’ll never be the victim of such nasty DV, but maybe think before posting next time.

If this idea gets backing then I’m not holding back on mine anymore.

Why would we be surprised by anything the grifter princess does to line her own pockets?

It kinda looks like this:

Ok I dislike Katy Perry (though that doesn’t diminish the experience of having a stalker which no one deserves at all), but goddamn if she doesnt look good with the pixie. Normally people are like “wow they pull it off” when they either dont or just look fine with it. Like IMO ScarJo, Miley, Cara Delevigne, and Zoe…

Sue the hell out of these Nazis.

All of these are wrong. The most awful thing that teens do that makes everybody feel like their worst self is whisper and giggle amongst themselves while you’re speaking. And then if given the opportunity to say what they were giggling about they throw shade hard like “oh, we were just talking about your hair” and…

we don’t have to all assimilate!

A 17-seat Republican majority wiped out in one election. Done by hard field work and knocking on doors and people choosing to run for office even when it seemed guaranteed they’d lose, not so much by funny tweets or clever op-ed’s.

“I’m such a horrible person, I’m so sorry, you must hate me right now” is a classic tool of the abusive partner.

Also, I saw someone point out that Spurlock’s comment about being alcoholic for the past 30 years really undermines Super Size Me, since at one point in the film a doctor says that his liver “looks like an alcoholic’s” after eating McDonald’s for so long. Like... damn. We now know that he was an alcoholic. That’s not…

The best reason to watch this season is not sex. It’s the Queen Mother’s reaction to a Billy Graham revival...”What? What is this? Why...why are they all CRYING? They survived the Blitz, nobody CRIED.”