You haven’t proven any of this. Unkindly go fuck yourself.

Whenever I go to my parents house for a weekend, I end up binge watching this on TLC. I’ll be there alone in the rain tomorrow and Debbie is my favorite consultants, her face in that clip was priceless. Bring on the awkwardness and Randy!

Yeah, it’s great when we appropriate a holiday with cultural significance to get drunk. It’s not like we can’t just get drunk anyway.

I totally agree with that Loman assessment. I’d not be surprised if it was a little bit of both actually.

I live in NYC and it really is sickening. We pay both state and city taxes to help protect this asshole, meanwhile our schools are underfunded, MTA service continues to get shittier while costs go up, affordable housing is basically non-existent, and the torture center known as Rikers Island is closing with a big…

I knew Jesus was a fuckboy.

I’ll never forget reading the sentence, “he put it in my behind!” over a woman’s shoulder on the 7, and feeling both appalled at the obvious lack of writing skills and saddened for anyone for whom that book is titillating.

I’d likely have noped out as soon as I saw the rendering of the dome was an illustration and not a CAD, but I’d almost definitely have at leastlooked into it.

That’s what I was thinking. Most of my 4-5 day domestic trips cost about $1k for travel and lodging and I usually end up spending another $750-1k while there, and I am most certainly working class.

This movie could literally be just them taking turns reading the book (which an over the shoulder subway glanced proved was AWFUL) and I’d still pay to see it in theaters.

I didn’t know that, that’s really awesome and now I want one from her too! I too also like some of her tattoos, and they def look done by talented artists as compared to my other examples, it’s just some of the placement just looks off to me. However, my opinion on someone else’s tattoos is worth about as much as…

Yes! Zoe Kravitz and Jemima Kirke have this too! I’m an old millenial (31) and also have arm tattoos. While the decision to get each one was kind of spontaneous, the designs, placements, and scale in relation to each other and my body were very much thought out.

This is the first time I’ve seen the first part of that quotation as the relevant portion in a post on Jez (or in relation to any report of domestic violence, stalking, etc), and I really didn’t expect it to be this fucking chilling.

Adding Mr. Lumumba to my national democratic leadership fantasy team roster.

Sorry to break it to you, but it’s actually pronounced SHEE-na.

Aidy Bryant is awesome. Her and Kate McKinnon are the two best things about SNL currently. Aidy’s instagram is also delightful.

I’ve always been a lowly grey. Well except for the glorious two months I was black on I Thee Dread thanks to the inimitable Mark Shrayber. 

THIS. ALL. DAMN. DAY.

Nope sorry, you can’t have a true progressive movement without an explicit pro-choice stance.

Further googling tells me you are correct! As I said to Catherine, I should have known better than to ascribe any human motivations to this kind of amoeba.