Something like this, most likely:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
To elaborate:
Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
I'd have gone with "How can you catch the sparrow?" but this also works.
Nuh uh!
What if you added some paprika?
Doh!
My math shows 1000 x $0.00125 = $1.25, so you'd actually need 8000 track plays.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT
TO SEE HIM
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This is complete news to me. Can you elaborate?
Jeebus Cry. I loved that site at first, what with their list of presidents who were complete badasses, and the one guy's tales of drug-fueled lunacy, and the informative yet profane article on monkeyspheres.
I "were" going to correct it also! So what now?!
Oh I like that. That's right there with Truthiness. If you came up with that, well done.
I love the "rules" that Satanic cults follow. When I was a teenager, one of them was that if you go to a Slayer concert? You know? There are guys that run through the crowd STABBING people at random! You know? And if you get stabbed, you're AUTOMATICALLY sacrificed to Satan!
THERE'S A GIRL I WANNA MEET, WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM?!?!!?!?
That's far down, brother. I don't know if I've been that far down so I can't claim to know exactly how it feels, but you have my sympathy.
That sucks. It's hard to see the upside of anything when your body won't cooperate to give you the sleep you physically need. I always try to remind myself that the downside will end, even if I can't see it at the moment.
That's hilarious and ballsy, despite it being the exact level of service Comcast has come to represent. "No sir, I just answer the phone from my house all day on behalf of Comcast, but I'm my own boss."
It's required by most call centers. Agents will actually get dinged on their stats if their call is monitored and they don't ask "is there anything else I can help you with?" even if they have just been threatened with having their families murdered. OK that last bit is hyperbole but the rest is true.