That sucks. That's a good way to look at it though, and honestly if they're too chickenshit to ASK you what happened, those probably aren't people you want to work with.

Upvoted just because that reminded me of 4 Lions.

It's been a while since I've watched or read, but what if that was just what made him realize how the Death Eaters' actions made people feel? To borrow your words, what if removing the object of his obsession IS what made him recognize how bad they were?

Spill it, sir.

[slight zoom]
PIRATES
of the
CARIBBEAN

…"I feel good!"

VEERRrrrooummm…

CROOKED LETTER CROOKED LETTER

That's exactly what they WANT you to think, man!

OMG someone else gets it! That's what cardboard is for!

I dunno, the idea of explaining jokes holds a strange attraction for me.

Yeah, I think that's what most commenters are complaining about. I seem to recall a time when GJI was less frequent and had better content, but much like Cracked discovering that lists + profanity = internet crack, it quickly got overused and diluted.

Well, in their defense, that shit is OLD.

Let's take this one in particular. What would be enjoyable about the premise? It's like cutting newspaper headlines, ransom note-style, to recreate a poem. Does it change the context, or the perspective at all? Or is it just a project by a person who spent so much time on it, they couldn't bear the thought of no one…

There's a free VST called Oatmeal. Using it would also have been a better use of time.

That's weird. Google says youtube was founded in February 2005.

Half of Crispix?

[Spike Lee angrily tweets Frances McDormand's address]

That's funny because I want the families in Verizon commercials to become bankrupt and fall apart because of high cel phone bills.

Some of the enclosures. A bear at the SD zoo was pacing, and its enclosure seemed pretty small. Maybe 2000 sq feet. Pretty depressing.