How to crawl up your own asshole and die. The really thorough version.

Thank you.

The tradition of AV Club is that you show some evidence by at least a credible link of the story you’re telling. I’m for all of the Confederate monuments being taken down, but I’ve never heard this story, and I want that credible link.

Pretty sure you recognized me from Whedonesque when I first came on here. The archives are still open. I was never comfortable with Equality Now. I especially objected to their obituary for Andrea Dworkin. Joss' version of feminism was never mine. It's dogmatic and to me inauthentic. I am still a fan of much of his…

Can we just have a moment in which the lifelong nosebleed of the Confederate monuments is at least partly going away? Sweet danceable rain!

The secret words are bacteria and time.

No, energy is just energy
Decomposition is a process that involves outside actors.

That should have been they're, not their.

It's nice that you're trying.

Agreed.

I don't want his name in a teaching, YMMV.

The yew tree in the courtyard.

Just a reminder. We're not supposed to have to care at all about what foreign rich men say about the conduct our affairs in our republic.

I thought it would have to be Rupert dead, but maybe not.

And I reply to myself to say ok, bring on the kinja apocalypse. I've seen so many women and female gendered posters pushed off to the side in the almost ten years I've been on the site off and on to say whatever.

My failure to operate my phone competently has prevented me from providing a link to an article about a real Civil War monument in the Hill Country of Texas. It's a complicated, tragic story of a timely memorial. Someone who knows how to copy and paste a link into their post use the words "Comfort, TX" and "Union…

Hungary is a precarious country, more than us. Disgrace their toxic exports! Disgrace Gorka like a heavy cloud of, well, disgrace. You go!

I've been curious to see how this might play out for years since I had my own DNA done for adoption search reasons. The pretzel logic is interesting (and funny). I don't know how well it will work for those who embrace the original Nazi race doctrine. Most of the Central Europeans' non-European heritage will be Jewish…

That's not really what he said. He said they were stupid animals for not having the awareness to get out of the way of a speeding car. This brainless turd thinks he's a super-aware warrior. I can think of many things that that his awareness would not protect him from. My first idea, banana peel, might alone prove…

Archery is pretty hard. And I found both fencing and rifle marksmanship doable.